Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
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The thing that gets me is that they seem to have a separate machine for each display
I hope the machine is up to the job. I'd pack at least 64 gigs of RAM and a nice GPU.
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I hope the machine is up to the job. I'd pack at least 64 gigs of RAM and a nice GPU.
That doesn't sound like enough, need at least like 128gb for the ai chat bot that you ask to change the picture for you
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Now all I want to do is invent a blended cocktail called "Kernel Panic".
gotta be something with cream(derivative) and citrus.
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It uses Linux? That's actually nice to see (but do you really need a full blown OS to show a logo?)
wrote last edited by [email protected]The computer controls the whole machine the logo part is a bonus. It also changes to like a do not use when Its not frozen or out of order.
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I think that if you drink a bunch of it fast enough, you’ll definitely blue screen.
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That doesn't sound like enough, need at least like 128gb for the ai chat bot that you ask to change the picture for you
I totally forgot about the necessity to put AI into them, I'm so sorry!
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The other flavors aren't worth the empty calories.
BIOS crash though, omg. Best flavor.
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Probably there for "easily changing out logos of different flavor instead of using paper/plastic printout"
wrote last edited by [email protected]Sure but there's a different machine for each display.
One crashed. The others didn't.
Im very much a 'hell, lets take it apart right here and figure out what's going on' kinda girl, but this is a sign that i never want to see the inside of that machine.
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Now all I want to do is invent a blended cocktail called "Kernel Panic".
wrote last edited by [email protected]200ml tequila 400mg ritalin 3mg lsd 3 scoops vanilla(? Need help with the flavor) ice cream 200ml milk or plain yogurt
Salt rim with cocaine and ascorbic acid sip gently.
Edit: do not drink this. This is the second most dangerous coctail recipe I've ever written.
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It uses Linux? That's actually nice to see (but do you really need a full blown OS to show a logo?)
Every one of them is running a crypominer
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Superhero origin story. What powers gained?
Uncontrollable urge to tell people to install Linux.
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Every one of them is running a crypominer
At least the cooling is sufficient.
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The thing that gets me is that they seem to have a separate machine for each display
easier to buy 10 rpis than a single embedded system with 10 diplay ports
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It's not the bios and they'll never get a bsod. It's a damn systemd unit.
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MMMMM My favorite flavor, too! Blue Raspberry Pi
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That's no BIOS. That's systemd.
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Next time take a better picture so we can tell you how to fix it.
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Superhero origin story. What powers gained?
wrote last edited by [email protected]In the florescent bathroom of food court, nano crouched by the toilet, vomiting his guts up after consuming the kernel-krush slushie.
He thought being the lowest common denominator was bad; used by noob sysadmins and confused interns, until this moment.
The slushie hadn’t tasted right. It was supposed to be "Byteblast Blueberry," but it had an aftertaste of burnt silicone and magic smoke. Something in it was wrong. nano could feel it rewriting him from the inside.
lines of strange lua code scrawled across the back of his eyelids. His .bash_history was being overwritten. His sense of indentation… sharpened.
As his tremors subsided and the last of the neon goo slid down the drain, he looked up into the cracked mirror. Something had changed.
His terminal font was crisper. His cursor… blinking with authority. And there, under the stall's flickering light, he whispered:
"...:wq"
Suddenly, the doors of ever bathroom stall flung open in unison, people shit themselves in fear as his inner thoughts wrote themselves onto the walls of his stall.
nano inhaled deeply, as a familiar scent wafted from under the entrance door, and a shadow stretched to the far wall.
"emacs..." He muttered to himself, before the entrance door crashed open. emacs snorted and coughed, this bloated monstrosity, confused for a text editor, was actually an operating system.
"Poor little nano" he chuckled "serves you right for trying to be more than a fuckin' stepping stone. Why don't you go hang out with Edge and Bing, you're about as useful as a clippy themed Chrome extension."
emacs' voice reverberated through the tiled chamber like a RAM leak in a core dump. His trenchcoat, stitched from thousands of unreadable .el files, dragged behind him.
neovim exited the bathroom stall, letting emacs bask in his new glory for the first time.
"Fuck off, Emacs. You press seven keys just to copy a line."
A silence fell across the stalls. Somewhere, a urinal cake cracked.
Emacs stepped forward, snarling. "I’m the past and the future, nano. I’ve got an email client, a music player, a fucking psychiatrist built-in. You? You’re a Hello World that got a pity install"
neovims eyes narrowed, one coloured gruvbox, the other catppuccin as he clenched his first "My name... Is Neo (vim)"
Next time:
neovim & emacs - Battle of the Keybinds
Will neovims LSP destroy emacs s-expressions?
Can emacs remember how to quit in time?
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200ml tequila 400mg ritalin 3mg lsd 3 scoops vanilla(? Need help with the flavor) ice cream 200ml milk or plain yogurt
Salt rim with cocaine and ascorbic acid sip gently.
Edit: do not drink this. This is the second most dangerous coctail recipe I've ever written.
Kernel panic indeed. 3mg is quite a bit of 'cid, and amphetamines tend to make trips pointy and bad. Tequila might balance it out tho. Lime sorbet for the ice cream maybe?
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I totally forgot about the necessity to put AI into them, I'm so sorry!
What about some blockchain to track the usage?
