Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
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Every one of them is running a crypominer
At least the cooling is sufficient.
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The thing that gets me is that they seem to have a separate machine for each display
easier to buy 10 rpis than a single embedded system with 10 diplay ports
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It's not the bios and they'll never get a bsod. It's a damn systemd unit.
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MMMMM My favorite flavor, too! Blue Raspberry Pi
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That's no BIOS. That's systemd.
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Next time take a better picture so we can tell you how to fix it.
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Superhero origin story. What powers gained?
wrote last edited by [email protected]In the florescent bathroom of food court, nano crouched by the toilet, vomiting his guts up after consuming the kernel-krush slushie.
He thought being the lowest common denominator was bad; used by noob sysadmins and confused interns, until this moment.
The slushie hadn’t tasted right. It was supposed to be "Byteblast Blueberry," but it had an aftertaste of burnt silicone and magic smoke. Something in it was wrong. nano could feel it rewriting him from the inside.
lines of strange lua code scrawled across the back of his eyelids. His .bash_history was being overwritten. His sense of indentation… sharpened.
As his tremors subsided and the last of the neon goo slid down the drain, he looked up into the cracked mirror. Something had changed.
His terminal font was crisper. His cursor… blinking with authority. And there, under the stall's flickering light, he whispered:
"...:wq"
Suddenly, the doors of ever bathroom stall flung open in unison, people shit themselves in fear as his inner thoughts wrote themselves onto the walls of his stall.
nano inhaled deeply, as a familiar scent wafted from under the entrance door, and a shadow stretched to the far wall.
"emacs..." He muttered to himself, before the entrance door crashed open. emacs snorted and coughed, this bloated monstrosity, confused for a text editor, was actually an operating system.
"Poor little nano" he chuckled "serves you right for trying to be more than a fuckin' stepping stone. Why don't you go hang out with Edge and Bing, you're about as useful as a clippy themed Chrome extension."
emacs' voice reverberated through the tiled chamber like a RAM leak in a core dump. His trenchcoat, stitched from thousands of unreadable .el files, dragged behind him.
neovim exited the bathroom stall, letting emacs bask in his new glory for the first time.
"Fuck off, Emacs. You press seven keys just to copy a line."
A silence fell across the stalls. Somewhere, a urinal cake cracked.
Emacs stepped forward, snarling. "I’m the past and the future, nano. I’ve got an email client, a music player, a fucking psychiatrist built-in. You? You’re a Hello World that got a pity install"
neovims eyes narrowed, one coloured gruvbox, the other catppuccin as he clenched his first "My name... Is Neo (vim)"
Next time:
neovim & emacs - Battle of the Keybinds
Will neovims LSP destroy emacs s-expressions?
Can emacs remember how to quit in time?
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200ml tequila 400mg ritalin 3mg lsd 3 scoops vanilla(? Need help with the flavor) ice cream 200ml milk or plain yogurt
Salt rim with cocaine and ascorbic acid sip gently.
Edit: do not drink this. This is the second most dangerous coctail recipe I've ever written.
Kernel panic indeed. 3mg is quite a bit of 'cid, and amphetamines tend to make trips pointy and bad. Tequila might balance it out tho. Lime sorbet for the ice cream maybe?
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I totally forgot about the necessity to put AI into them, I'm so sorry!
What about some blockchain to track the usage?
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Probably there for "easily changing out logos of different flavor instead of using paper/plastic printout"
They might also monitor the temperature and amount of slurpee left so they can notify employees to refill it
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200ml tequila 400mg ritalin 3mg lsd 3 scoops vanilla(? Need help with the flavor) ice cream 200ml milk or plain yogurt
Salt rim with cocaine and ascorbic acid sip gently.
Edit: do not drink this. This is the second most dangerous coctail recipe I've ever written.
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That's no BIOS. That's systemd.
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Next time take a better picture so we can tell you how to fix it.
Or at least how to run DOOM on it.
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What about some blockchain to track the usage?
If AI can’t read my bank account history and generate an NFT of the Slurpee I can afford to finance, what’s the point?
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Sure but there's a different machine for each display.
One crashed. The others didn't.
Im very much a 'hell, lets take it apart right here and figure out what's going on' kinda girl, but this is a sign that i never want to see the inside of that machine.
Depending on how much is linked up between them its entirely possible each machine is basically independent from each other and simply sharing the same casing. The advantage of this would be that even if one machine goes out or is having issues the other ones hopefully aren't. I watch enough Bringus to know that shit under the hood for these commercial machines are fucking weird.
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Kernel panic indeed. 3mg is quite a bit of 'cid, and amphetamines tend to make trips pointy and bad. Tequila might balance it out tho. Lime sorbet for the ice cream maybe?
wrote last edited by [email protected]Its called a kernel panic not a kernel 'cool adventure'.
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I don't know if i do or dont want someone to drink this, but i know my opinion is strong.
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It uses Linux? That's actually nice to see (but do you really need a full blown OS to show a logo?)
Not just to show the logo, but to run the entire machine. Probably IoT enabled, so monitoring and maintenance actions and OTA are important enough that it’s worth having a very slim version of Linux on there instead of taking the security risk of building up from a lower level.
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The thing that gets me is that they seem to have a separate machine for each display
Yeah, modular systems. Buy 2, buy 20, setup time is roughly the same.
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In 2025 we boot a whole Linux system to display a logo.
Does it run Wayland?
