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      I like to get whiskey shitfaced and eat six packs of imitation crab.

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        I like to get whiskey shitfaced and eat six packs of imitation crab.

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          Does imitation crab get impostor syndrome?

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            Does imitation crab get impostor syndrome?

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            I like where your head is at

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              I hate imitation, crab.

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                I like to get whiskey shitfaced and eat six packs of imitation crab.

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                Oh no you don't! Stabbo Crabbo, he's eating something that kinda tastes like you but isn't! Get 'im!

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                  I read some strange philosophy paper about if inanimate objects actually have desires. It argued that they want to be used for their intended purpose. So I think as long as someone is enjoying them, they are content.

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                    I hate imitation, crab.

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                    i always felt weird about it. for me it never quite rose to levels of 'the ick' but i can totally understand how it might trip past the threshold for others.

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                      I read some strange philosophy paper about if inanimate objects actually have desires. It argued that they want to be used for their intended purpose. So I think as long as someone is enjoying them, they are content.

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                      reminds me of this vid:
                      https://youtu.be/mhGy-pj1yw0

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                        reminds me of this vid:
                        https://youtu.be/mhGy-pj1yw0

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                        Yeah, just using it as a jumping off point having no other frame of reference. I personally do not believe inanimate objects have a conscious.

                        Edit to add other than the little toaster!

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                          I read some strange philosophy paper about if inanimate objects actually have desires. It argued that they want to be used for their intended purpose. So I think as long as someone is enjoying them, they are content.

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                          At one point that was a fish...I don't think its intended purpose was to get mutilated, processes to look vaguely like crab meat and eaten. But I'm not a fish, so I could be wrong.

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                            Surimi with a bit of melted butter is better than popcorn.

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                              I fucking love imitation crab, so fun to peel apart and eat like string cheese.

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                                Oh no you don't! Stabbo Crabbo, he's eating something that kinda tastes like you but isn't! Get 'im!

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                                Mess with the crab, you get the stab. I have a picture I made of that on another phone. Sadly not this one.

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                                  At one point that was a fish...I don't think its intended purpose was to get mutilated, processes to look vaguely like crab meat and eaten. But I'm not a fish, so I could be wrong.

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                                  No this paper was definitely talking about pens and various hand tools. Nothing biologic at all.

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                                    I've had both real and imitation crab side by side and I honestly can't tell the difference by taste. Texture, sure, but not taste.

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                                      I've had both real and imitation crab side by side and I honestly can't tell the difference by taste. Texture, sure, but not taste.

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                                      That is really bizarre because they do not taste the same.

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                                        That is really bizarre because they do not taste the same.

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                                        They do when they are equally slathered in garlic butter. 😌

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                                          holy shit I'm just learning about this now?!?! I have a mild allergy and apparently I can now enjoy* one of my favorite foods I've been unable to eat for years?!?! thank you so much OP 🩷🩷

                                          *I just get really inflamed and feel horrible if I eat it. I won't die, just not a good experience. An article says it's like ~2% crab meat and even if I have a horrible experience I think it's worth a try with a benadryl on hand.

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