You're drunk at the arcade while your husband plays dancing games. What do you do while you wait?
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
Is there a Simpsons or X-Men machine from the 90s?
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
Are you kidding? The only thing more busted than that machine are his MOVES! I'm drinking until I get the warm fuzzy tingly fluttery feeling in my chest and then I'm gonna watch him so much more intently...
And I'm gonna be cheering for him and making catcalls at him the whole time :3
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
I am 100% making fun of him and/or clapping deliberately off-beat
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
If I’m not interested in being at the arcade, I’ll just be a drunken idiot and start harassing everyone. I’ll act as if I’ve just had a half a bottle of vodka. Eventually, my husband notices that it’s time to go home.
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
Play Tapper while drinking!!!
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Clapping off-beat is the kind of low key, mischievous evil that I can fully support
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If I’m not interested in being at the arcade, I’ll just be a drunken idiot and start harassing everyone. I’ll act as if I’ve just had a half a bottle of vodka. Eventually, my husband notices that it’s time to go home.
Name checks out.
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Tell him that I want two hundred dollars in either tokens, quarters, or credits (whatever the machine takes) or I expose this loveless sham of a marriage. I'm then going to fuck off to play Galaga and Centipede.
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
I suggest you find a game to play
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Is there a Simpsons or X-Men machine from the 90s?
Don't forget TMNT!
COWA BUNGA!
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
I would totally join in the dancing game with my wife unless she said no, since I'm terrible at them. If so, then I would probably play retro fighting games or anything else that catches my eye.
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
I ponder my timeline and how drunk I must be to now have a husband while trying to be supportive.
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
Drinking and watching since the only way my SO is playing a dance game is at my behest and I’m not looking away from a miracle.
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Of course, drink more, but also, QBert. Fucking love me some QBert.
But only play if the solenoid is working. A person has got to have standards.
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
Let me ask my wife and report back
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
Ice Cold Beer. While he's distracted, the rest of our tokens are going in the ice cold beer machine.
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They got pinball? I'll play some pinball.
As long as there's one machine that's not Sternslop
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
Tekken 3 for ninja Gaiden
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As long as there's one machine that's not Sternslop
wrote last edited by [email protected]I'm not like a super enthusiast about pinball, so I had to look that up and came up empty handed. Best I can figure is there is a company that makes tables cslled Stern and I have to assume that they (or at least it is your opinion that they) suck?
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
Wait for him to pull off a sick combo and go "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
