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      That's not capitalism. It's libertarianism.

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        This joke gets better every time someone posts it.

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          Shopkeeper: These wares are mildly cursed, you fool!

          Me: Yeah, I mean, I know about microplastics.

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            Shopkeeper: These wares are mildly cursed, you fool!

            Me: Yeah, I mean, I know about microplastics.

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            "No you fool, my goods will inflict suffering on you."

            " Oh please I know all about the spiritual vacuum caused by materialistic desire."

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            • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

              This joke gets better every time someone posts it.

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              I'm gonna repost it next week.

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                "No you fool, my goods will inflict suffering on you."

                " Oh please I know all about the spiritual vacuum caused by materialistic desire."

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                "You fool, your have doomed yourself!"

                "Look, I know, but it's the end of the month. It's buy now, pay later or nothing.'

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                • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                  This joke gets better every time someone posts it.

                  track_shovel@slrpnk.netT This user is from outside of this forum
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                  Funny comment, you should go post it on reddit.

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                    No even if you avoid state intervention capitalism is still all bout accumulation of profits divorced from any harm caused.

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                      "You fool, your have doomed yourself!"

                      "Look, I know, but it's the end of the month. It's buy now, pay later or nothing.'

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                      "Eternal sickness and disease!!!"

                      "Bruh, California's Prop65 is a catch-all. It basically holds no meaning."

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                        No even if you avoid state intervention capitalism is still all bout accumulation of profits divorced from any harm caused.

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                        Well there’s your problem. You don’t know what either one of those is.

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                          "Yeah, I already bought stuff from Wish, unfortunately"

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                            "Eternal sickness and disease!!!"

                            "Bruh, California's Prop65 is a catch-all. It basically holds no meaning."

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                            "Pestilence, poison, and despair!"

                            "Look I signed the EULA okay? Can I go now?"

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                            • vanilla_puddinfudge@infosec.pubV [email protected]

                              I'm gonna repost it next week.

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                              I call the third week of March 2027. Assuming we're all still alive.

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                              • vanilla_puddinfudge@infosec.pubV [email protected]

                                I'm gonna repost it next week.

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                                Everyone knows the best jokes are only told once and then never again.

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                                  I'ma just take it across the street.

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