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  • catzoomies@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

    Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.

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    but how can you see if you can't see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

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      Here I was thinking this was more of the science memes

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        Seeing is believing

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          Here I was thinking this was more of the science memes

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          I, too, was fooled. Fortunately I went to the loo for a break because nothing was behaving at work. The confused humour was great.

          Thanks OP - you've really added value!

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            Why do the bears in the thumbnail got grandma titties?

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              Why do the bears in the thumbnail got grandma titties?

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              Bear titties?
              Bitties???

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                This made me cackle, thank you

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                  Hi! I’m a Cosmo Coin!

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                    Nice try but this is obviously just another attempt to distract from epsteins list. Still amazing though!

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                    • catzoomies@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

                      Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.

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                      That's okay, Eyes aren't real.

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                        That's okay, Eyes aren't real.

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                        Seeing is not believing.

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                          #21

                          If it’s black, fight back

                          If it’s brown, lay down

                          If it’s white, good night

                          If it’s red, shake hand

                          If it’s green, eat bean

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                            Red bear eat beet. Green bear eat pear.

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                              Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.

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                              When this happens search for "goatse" you should be see it even after your eyes are closed.

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                                Its not tho. Irs a pic of one bear 5wice. I bet that bear roesmt look red or green.

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