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Any ideas as to why they choose a dinosaur symbol to tell you this?

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    Boring answer: T-Rex has proportionally short arms. It can't reach the Internet.

    Actual answer: They didn't have a choice in that. They programmed it at gunpoint, held by a T-Rex.

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      He jumps

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      And then runs. Forever. Until cacti or a crow kills it.

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        because having no internet feels like being in the stone age, when dinosaurs coexisted with humans.

        (this was before Jesus invented the internet)

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          Dino's died just like your page

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            What dinosaurs were discovered to have evolved after the internet?

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            I was right for the wrong reasons, I was thinking of chickens

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              what happens if you do?

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              Say this is a joke?

              The developers chose the dinosaur theme as a reference to the game's function, a joke that not having an internet connection is equivalent to living in the "prehistoric ages".

              https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur_Game

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                So that you could play the funny T-rex game.

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                  always thought it seemed related to kitten cannon. same timeframe maybe. still in use?

                  https://www.crazygames.com/game/kitten-cannon

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                    because having no internet feels like being in the stone age, when dinosaurs coexisted with humans.

                    (this was before Jesus invented the internet)

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                    Al Gore is the messiah?

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                      what happens if you do?

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                      It starts a dinosaur themed game where you scroll endlessly and have to avoid obstacles

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                      • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

                        some* dinosaurs predate the invention of the internet

                        also the desert is a remote location less likely to get a signal

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                        Is that why we call them predators?

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                          what happens if you do?

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                          You are kidding, right? 😒

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                            To distract you from the Epstein files or something

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                            Release the Trump/Epstein files

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