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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

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    Alcohol is a weak person's drug

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    Have you tried fent?

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      Channeling Ovidus:

      Sex gets better past 35.

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        Bzzzp. Sorry, that's six words.

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        People on the cool drugs don't care about your silly rules!

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          As a Parisian: Paris is fucking amazing but Parisians suck a lot and well.

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          Could just be me or just bad luck last time I was there. I really liked Bordeaux, but I also love a port town. Strasbourg, Pézenas, enjoyed them both.

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            A quick Google has reminded me I'm specifically thinking of a Cretan greek salad: https://hungryhappens.net/dakos-salata-cretan-salad/

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            OK, yeah, I'm doing northern mainland Greek salad: tomatoes, cukes, cheese, olives. And onions.

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              Who can define what a ravioli is, is a complex sociological and political topic. The statement is only funny because it bulldozes tradition in the name of absurdism. And there's probably some point about capitalism somewhere in there.

              So this involves politics.

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                H2G2 is not funny.
                - Why, I could even start a second fight:
                Big Bang Theory is funny.
                - EDIT: Wait, I have more:
                GNU is bloated beyond belief.
                Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.

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                BBT has several funny moments.

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                • N [email protected]

                  I have an in-law who's a vegan and explained it as "if I consume less there's a tiny bit less cruelty. A tiny bit less demand." I like that. It's not about purity. It's about trying.

                  I'm still not vegan. I suppose that doesn't say good things about me.

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                  This might just be non-vegan apologia, but I like to think that recognising the ethical merit in veganism is a step in the right direction, especially if you manage to not feel unhelpful levels of guilt about it (my ex's mom was annoying as hell, because she would cry if she ever thought about the fact that the meat she was eating used to be an animal. She felt so guilty about it that the cognitive dissonance caused her to reflexively avoid growth.)

                  I used to be irrationally somewhat anti-vegan, but now I am merely non-vegan. I'm not even vegetarian yet, but I am closer to that than I was a year ago. I'm not there yet, but I'm trying. It makes me uncomfortable to recognise the cognitive dissonance in me when I acknowledge that my current diet is not in line with my personal ethics. However, sitting with that discomfort is one of the ways in which I'm trying.

                  Along those same lines, give yourself space to grow. The fact that you recognise being non vegan as not saying good things about you is itself, a little good thing, in my opinion. It's not much, but that self awareness is definitely pointing you in the right direction.

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                    Vegans are right.

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                    I agree with Alex O’Connor. Yes, they’re right, but also, fuck that, I don’t care.

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                      H2G2 is not funny.
                      - Why, I could even start a second fight:
                      Big Bang Theory is funny.
                      - EDIT: Wait, I have more:
                      GNU is bloated beyond belief.
                      Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.

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                      They said a fight not WW3

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                        Tool is overrated, fight me

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                        And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber, and took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmland of our own Midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
                        And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots. The cries of the carrots. You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust". And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you, Jesus

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                        • thegiantkorean@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                          A bowl of cereal is cold soup.

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                          Get the FUCK out of HERE right NOW!

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                            https://cuberule.com/

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                            I was with you most of the way there (shout out to the chip butty), right up until that “pigs in blankets” abomination turned up. What in gods name has happened to them. Where’s the bacon, and why have they got that pastry nonsense on them? It’s behaviour like that this that explains the state of the world these days

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                              If a pop-tart is a ravioli, have you tried drowning it in tomato sauce and gratinee it with mozarella?

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                                Chiropracty / Chiropractics is all fake.

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                                It’s at best pseudoscience and a scam, and also an actual cult

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                                  Ravioli is a sandwich.

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                                    It’s at best pseudoscience and a scam, and also an actual cult

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                                    Thats more than five words tho

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                                      OK, yeah, I'm doing northern mainland Greek salad: tomatoes, cukes, cheese, olives. And onions.

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                                      Legitimately recommend giving the Cretan version a go, it's the perfection of the dish IMO

                                      Though sadly unless you're actually having it somewhere in the Mediterranean, the tomatoes just don't hit the same

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                                      • B [email protected]

                                        For me, it's not the pineapple, it's that Hawaiian pizza is bad. Pineapple, jalapenos, and pepperoni is a great combo.

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                                        I quite like pineapple and feta. Nice sweet and salty combo.

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                                        • N [email protected]

                                          I have an in-law who's a vegan and explained it as "if I consume less there's a tiny bit less cruelty. A tiny bit less demand." I like that. It's not about purity. It's about trying.

                                          I'm still not vegan. I suppose that doesn't say good things about me.

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                                          I can see where your in-law's coming from, but to put a finer point on it:

                                          Veganism is a philosophy and way of living which seeks to exclude—as far as is possible and practicable—all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing or any other purpose; and by extension, promotes the development and use of animal-free alternatives for the benefit of animals, humans and the environment. In dietary terms it denotes the practice of dispensing with all products derived wholly or partly from animals.

                                          That's why vegans aren't interested in "cruelty free" animal products. It's not just the fact that there is still a lot of cruelty involved; we're opposed to animal exploitation regardless. Veganism naturally came out of the animal rights movement.

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