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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

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  • P [email protected]

    H2G2 is not funny.
    - Why, I could even start a second fight:
    Big Bang Theory is funny.
    - EDIT: Wait, I have more:
    GNU is bloated beyond belief.
    Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.

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    No one can tell your glue-on eyelashes are fake.

    In fact, most guys really do just think your face normally looks like that without a 1/4 lb of foundation!

    Just like how every guy totally believes their dudebro friend can afford that new E-Class by making the same pay you do, he just budgets better and is really dedicated to the grindset.

    Yep, we're all 100% sure that new ride will just scream 'I am a responsible and succesful potential mate.'

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      For me, it's not the pineapple, it's that Hawaiian pizza is bad. Pineapple, jalapenos, and pepperoni is a great combo.

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      I honestly like 'Hawaiian' pizza, but I've had what you describe here and its damn good as well!

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        That's ridiculous. The singular of ravioli is raviolo, a singular pop tart couldn't possibly be multiple ravioli.

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          Pour milk first, then cereal.

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            Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

            There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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              Ravioli is a sandwich.

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              A sandwich is actually a type of lasagna. Close but no cigar.

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                A hotdog is not a sandwich

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                  It's pronounced data.

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                  Ooh, how about "data" is plural.

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                    …which is a sandwich.

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                      Have you tried fent?

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                      It separates the people with heart problems from the people who will have heart problems!

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                        I think the hyphen in poptart is a bigger sin than the statement.

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                          A bowl of cereal is cold soup.

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                          Gazpacho-Os

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                            Legitimately recommend giving the Cretan version a go, it's the perfection of the dish IMO

                            Though sadly unless you're actually having it somewhere in the Mediterranean, the tomatoes just don't hit the same

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                            Oh for sure. It looks like a variation on the Tuscan panzanella salad. I think I might like the Creatan version better.

                            https://eatingarounditaly.com/authentic-panzanella-recipe/

                            And yeah, garden full of tomatoes right now, and a gallon of fancy olive oil. I'm good to go.

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                              Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

                              There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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                              Where does steak fall into these classifications?

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                                A hotdog is not a sandwich

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                                It's a sub sandwich

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                                  A hotdog is not a sandwich

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                                  It's a taco

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                                    Singular of ravioli is raviolus.

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                                      Where does steak fall into these classifications?

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                                      Steak is single layer meat lasagna with no sauce

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                                        It's a taco

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                                        Agreed

                                        https://cuberule.com/

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                                          I wouldn't think so. Thus, tacos aren't open-faced sandwiches. Of course, neither is a piece of cheese on a cracker, but that'll just further confuse OC.

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                                          Why are people downvoting us? Are open faced sandwiches such a controversial issue?

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