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I'll stick to milking my almonds, even if it's a tedious job bcs their tits are very small.
It's actually really easy, you put them in a blender with water and then squeeze them in a cheesecloth so the proteins come out. And you can make crackers with the dried leftovers.
But oat milk > almond milk and for that you do unfortunately have to milk thousands of tiny little oat titties.
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Well it's not like plants are made for us to eat but we still eat them
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Actually lots of the plant parts we eat did evolve being eaten as part of the survival plan. Fruits disperse seeds and keep us less interested in eating more vital parts of the plant.
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You live a joyless existence if you avoid milk and cookies.
Bruh why are you dragging cookies into this, you don't need milk to enjoy cookies.
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Coffee liqueur is super easy to make. Cheap vodka, super strong coffee and a vanilla bean. Let it sit for a month. You can add glycerin if you want to increase the viscosity, but not needed for white russians.
Obviously not something the Dude would do, but I might try this.
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Actually lots of the plant parts we eat did evolve being eaten as part of the survival plan. Fruits disperse seeds and keep us less interested in eating more vital parts of the plant.
Not particularly by us, the same as milk didn't evolve to be particularly drunk by humans
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Are you a baby cow? Then it's fucking weird to drink the mammary excretions of a cow.
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Meanwhile, hard liquor and alcohol are supposed to mean that you are normal and the good guy.
This but unironically
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Some people are just so lactose intolerant smh
There are two types of adults this world - those who are lactose intolerant and those who haven't figured out that they are lactose intolerant yet
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I don't and likely never will understand people thinking it's strange.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]You'll get there. It probably makes you farty already and you haven't just connected the dots. Basically every adult human will develop more and more lactose intolerance as they age.
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Not particularly by us, the same as milk didn't evolve to be particularly drunk by humans
wrote on last edited by [email protected]"Not particularly by us" OK then not particularly by anything by that logic, as we're very much included in the wide range of animals who's dietary needs have conditioned the evolution of fruit-based seed dispersal. Fact of the matter is we've been eating and pooping out seeds for the entire existence of our species and likely the entire existence of our mammalian lineage. We did evolve to eat fruit and they did evolve to be eaten by us.
We evolved to benefit from our own milk, too. Though only for the first year or so of life.
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Are you a baby cow? Then it's fucking weird to drink the mammary excretions of a cow.
Milk bad Cheese good
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Milk bad Cheese good
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This but unironically
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This but unironically
Drinking cow milk is gross! You even need pasteurize it to get rid of the tony organisms!
But what if we add tiny organisms, again , see not gross anymore
::: spoiler spoiler
BTW I love milk and cheese
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I still drink/love/crave milk, but have long-since graduated to half-and-half. Heavy cream in my pure keto phase was arguably crossing the line.
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Bruh why are you dragging cookies into this, you don't need milk to enjoy cookies.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]"You don't need chocolate with your peanut butter. Or peanut butter with your jelly. Just have a jelly sandwich." That's what you sound like.
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Milk doesn’t grow on trees…
c/woooosh
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Idk I see a lot of grown men and women sucking on titties.
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We drink milk (and kefir) with out meals too tho
But you never forget your one and true love: ethanol
(And sometimes methanol, when it's DIY)
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Some people are just so lactose intolerant smh
git gud intolerants
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Drinking cow milk is gross! You even need pasteurize it to get rid of the tony organisms!
But what if we add tiny organisms, again , see not gross anymore
::: spoiler spoiler
BTW I love milk and cheese
:::Yeah everybody hates Tony.
