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  • K [email protected]

    Well it's not like plants are made for us to eat but we still eat them

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    #168

    Actually lots of the plant parts we eat did evolve being eaten as part of the survival plan. Fruits disperse seeds and keep us less interested in eating more vital parts of the plant.

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    • M [email protected]

      You live a joyless existence if you avoid milk and cookies.

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      #169

      Bruh why are you dragging cookies into this, you don't need milk to enjoy cookies.

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      • S [email protected]

        Coffee liqueur is super easy to make. Cheap vodka, super strong coffee and a vanilla bean. Let it sit for a month. You can add glycerin if you want to increase the viscosity, but not needed for white russians.

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        #170

        Obviously not something the Dude would do, but I might try this.

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        • I [email protected]

          Actually lots of the plant parts we eat did evolve being eaten as part of the survival plan. Fruits disperse seeds and keep us less interested in eating more vital parts of the plant.

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          #171

          Not particularly by us, the same as milk didn't evolve to be particularly drunk by humans

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            #172

            Are you a baby cow? Then it's fucking weird to drink the mammary excretions of a cow.

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            • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

              Meanwhile, hard liquor and alcohol are supposed to mean that you are normal and the good guy.

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              #173

              This but unironically

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              • K [email protected]

                Some people are just so lactose intolerant smh

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                #174

                There are two types of adults this world - those who are lactose intolerant and those who haven't figured out that they are lactose intolerant yet

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                • J [email protected]

                  I don't and likely never will understand people thinking it's strange.

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                  #175

                  You'll get there. It probably makes you farty already and you haven't just connected the dots. Basically every adult human will develop more and more lactose intolerance as they age.

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                  • K [email protected]

                    Not particularly by us, the same as milk didn't evolve to be particularly drunk by humans

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                    #176

                    "Not particularly by us" OK then not particularly by anything by that logic, as we're very much included in the wide range of animals who's dietary needs have conditioned the evolution of fruit-based seed dispersal. Fact of the matter is we've been eating and pooping out seeds for the entire existence of our species and likely the entire existence of our mammalian lineage. We did evolve to eat fruit and they did evolve to be eaten by us.

                    We evolved to benefit from our own milk, too. Though only for the first year or so of life.

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                    • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

                      Are you a baby cow? Then it's fucking weird to drink the mammary excretions of a cow.

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                      Milk bad Cheese good

                      /s

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                        Milk bad Cheese good

                        /s

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                        #178

                        This but unironically

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                        • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

                          This but unironically

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                          Drinking cow milk is gross! You even need pasteurize it to get rid of the tony organisms!

                          But what if we add tiny organisms, again , see not gross anymore

                          ::: spoiler spoiler
                          BTW I love milk and cheese
                          :::

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                            #180

                            I still drink/love/crave milk, but have long-since graduated to half-and-half. Heavy cream in my pure keto phase was arguably crossing the line.

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                              Bruh why are you dragging cookies into this, you don't need milk to enjoy cookies.

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                              #181

                              "You don't need chocolate with your peanut butter. Or peanut butter with your jelly. Just have a jelly sandwich." That's what you sound like.

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                              • A [email protected]

                                Milk doesn’t grow on trees…

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                                c/woooosh

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                                • B [email protected]

                                  Idk I see a lot of grown men and women sucking on titties.

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                                  • S [email protected]

                                    We drink milk (and kefir) with out meals too tho

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                                    But you never forget your one and true love: ethanol

                                    (And sometimes methanol, when it's DIY)

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                                    • K [email protected]

                                      Some people are just so lactose intolerant smh

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                                      git gud intolerants

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                                      • B [email protected]

                                        Drinking cow milk is gross! You even need pasteurize it to get rid of the tony organisms!

                                        But what if we add tiny organisms, again , see not gross anymore

                                        ::: spoiler spoiler
                                        BTW I love milk and cheese
                                        :::

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                                        Yeah everybody hates Tony.

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                                        • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                          I still drink/love/crave milk, but have long-since graduated to half-and-half. Heavy cream in my pure keto phase was arguably crossing the line.

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                                          Delicious though

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