The world's superyachts are getting bigger and bigger. Business is booming, the luxury yacht-industry says.
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Team Orca!
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I’m on one right now with my boss and his entourage - I’m one of his kids’ nannies (three nannies for two kids, for 24-hour coverage…). These things are completely outrageous.
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And just like that, piracy seems to become a viable profession again.
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I’m on one right now with my boss and his entourage - I’m one of his kids’ nannies (three nannies for two kids, for 24-hour coverage…). These things are completely outrageous.
I hope they pay you well.
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Team Orca!
The only thing an orca gets by getting near a yacht like that is shredded by its propellers, or shot... Orca attacks mostly target small to average size sailboats from your average Joe.
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And just like that, piracy seems to become a viable profession again.
*Privateering (a legitimate and respectable profession)
Let's keep the standards high...and the cutlasses sharp.
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Bill Hicks: I guess that could work too
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Seems like they're just lowering the barrier to entry for the newer players in the piratin' game.
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I’m on one right now with my boss and his entourage - I’m one of his kids’ nannies (three nannies for two kids, for 24-hour coverage…). These things are completely outrageous.
And the boats're huge, too
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The only thing an orca gets by getting near a yacht like that is shredded by its propellers, or shot... Orca attacks mostly target small to average size sailboats from your average Joe.
schooners*
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I’m on one right now with my boss and his entourage - I’m one of his kids’ nannies (three nannies for two kids, for 24-hour coverage…). These things are completely outrageous.
Swap them into communists. Become a corsair. Life can be more exciting!
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I’m on one right now with my boss and his entourage - I’m one of his kids’ nannies (three nannies for two kids, for 24-hour coverage…). These things are completely outrageous.
I can’t really fathom the yacht part, but the three nanny 24 hour coverage bit drove it home.
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"Oxfam estimates the average annual carbon footprint of each of these yachts to be 5,672 tonnes. It would take the average person 860 years to emit the same pollution." https://www.oxfam.org.uk/get-involved/campaign-with-oxfam/the-environmental-impact-of-superyacht-and-private-jet-emissions/
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I work for a company in the US that supplies these kinds of ships with specific equipment. I can tell you there has been a MASSIVE decline in purchases since a particular orange "man" started running the show in the US. A lot of them are "afraid" to make purchases now.
We would generally aim for a "40 unit" build week as that is pretty much our capacity, 25ish is the general slow period we face annually. We're doing 10-13 unit build weeks now.
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*Privateering (a legitimate and respectable profession)
Let's keep the standards high...and the cutlasses sharp.
Sadly most of the great maritime powers have signed onto the 1856 Declaration of Paris where they agreed to give up privateering as a weapon of war. The United States has not signed on, but has also not issued a letter of marque since that period. During the civil war, the confederates experimented briefly with privateering, but the Union declared that it would not.
In 2025, The Cartel Marque and Reprisal Authorization Act of 2025 was introduced in Congress. This bill would authorize privateering against "cartels" (apparently any cartel, like OPEC or the American Medical Association).
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schooners*
wrote on last edited by [email protected]A schooner IS a sailboat, stupidhead!
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Well, I dunno if I'd agree that it's booming just yet.
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Step it the fuck up orcas!
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Its the running costs of these that are insane, and the CO2 that it produces.
All will be rated by gallons per hour for the engines, the big boats can consume 500 gallons per hour. Now assume the owner wants to move the boat just 100 nm, or about 3 hours of travel at the most efficient speed (allowing for departure and arrival). Thats about 1500 gallons for one of the big boats. Assume £6 per gallon, thats £9k, to do 60 nm. Assuming an average of 40 mpg in a car, you could do 60000 miles for the same amount of fuel, or the same annual consumption as seven average UK drivers vs. 60 nm in a big boat. A 60 nm trip is something you do to get to a lunch stop before going on somewhere else for the evening. It can take multiple days of continuous travel to work across the Med, mean while the owner flies somewhere else while the boat is moved, then flies back.
Then there is the electric production on these. Sure, solar has helped a ton, but a lot of the really big boats don't have a ton of solar as it takes flat surface space that has other shit on it. So they use a generator, a big one. Whole boat will have aircon and copious amounts of inverters to give the guests mains electric, electric toys, tons of lighting, and navigation equipment. The fuel for this is on top of the fuel burned to move the boat.
Then there is the staff on the boat, big boats can have a dozen or more staff on board, all of whom had to fly to get to the boat, and have their own food, washing, and daily energy needs.
Its not uncommon for a rich owner to request the boat moved to a particular location, stocked up with food and booze that is flown in from multiple locations. Then the owner and their guests fly in, and sometimes not, so all that effort and energy is wasted.
Final kicker is that really big boats have a second chase boat, full of even more staff and often similar size to the main boat in consumption. Bezos has two helicopter pads on his chase boat as he cannot have one on his main boat because he wanted sails on it, which don't actually work properly, they have never used more than one at once.
