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  • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.comG [email protected]

    Nah, you wanna have a talk with your imaginary friend imma step outta line and complain loudly about it so you know you lost business for it. As would most people ime, dude would be out of business fast, and thank fuck for that

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    Prayers don't take that long. Maybe if you in a rush go elsewhere but 10-15min even during lunch rush ain't going to make or break a sandwich cart.

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    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.

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      Deadass, no cap!

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      • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.comG [email protected]

        Nah, you wanna have a talk with your imaginary friend imma step outta line and complain loudly about it so you know you lost business for it. As would most people ime, dude would be out of business fast, and thank fuck for that

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        If you got a problem with it just take your business elsewhere, like the pretzel guy next door. No need to cause a fuckin scene about it

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        • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.comG [email protected]

          Nah, you wanna have a talk with your imaginary friend imma step outta line and complain loudly about it so you know you lost business for it. As would most people ime, dude would be out of business fast, and thank fuck for that

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          #11

          What are your thoughts on Richard Dawkins?

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          • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.comG [email protected]

            Nah, you wanna have a talk with your imaginary friend imma step outta line and complain loudly about it so you know you lost business for it. As would most people ime, dude would be out of business fast, and thank fuck for that

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            #12

            Who the fuck invited Karen!? I thought we talked about this y'all, wtf‽

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            • v4ld1z@lemmy.zipV [email protected]

              I love it when he does that

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              Lmfao I hate you 🤣🤣🤣

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              • B [email protected]

                What are your thoughts on Richard Dawkins?

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                I’m an atheist and even I think the dude’s a twat who enjoys the smell of his own farts.

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                • C [email protected]

                  I’m an atheist and even I think the dude’s a twat who enjoys the smell of his own farts.

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                  Me too lol (and a raging transphobe to boot)

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                    Me too lol (and a raging transphobe to boot)

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                    Me too lol (and a raging transphobe to boot)

                    E: Dawkins is the transphobe, not me

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                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.

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                      I wonder if "talking to my Invisible Friend" would work as an excuse for a break. Not relevant if you're your own boss of course.

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                      • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.comG [email protected]

                        Nah, you wanna have a talk with your imaginary friend imma step outta line and complain loudly about it so you know you lost business for it. As would most people ime, dude would be out of business fast, and thank fuck for that

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                        Dude, lighten up. Pretend he has to go take a shit or something.

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                        • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.comG [email protected]

                          Nah, you wanna have a talk with your imaginary friend imma step outta line and complain loudly about it so you know you lost business for it. As would most people ime, dude would be out of business fast, and thank fuck for that

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                          I'm a gay atheist and I think what you've said here is horrible. If you actually did that and I'm in line I'd go spend twice as much as I was going to to make up for your lost business, and also out of spite for you being a shit example of an atheist.

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                          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                            Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.

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                            Are you going to argue with a fucking nun?

                            Yeah. If she disrespects my beliefs. But not over the waiting.

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                            • L [email protected]

                              I wonder if "talking to my Invisible Friend" would work as an excuse for a break. Not relevant if you're your own boss of course.

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                              God I hate atheists

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                              • B [email protected]

                                What are your thoughts on Richard Dawkins?

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                                Atheist here, Dawkins is proof that atheists can still be fucking stupid

                                See also: Carl of Akkad, Thunderf00t

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                                • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.comG [email protected]

                                  Nah, you wanna have a talk with your imaginary friend imma step outta line and complain loudly about it so you know you lost business for it. As would most people ime, dude would be out of business fast, and thank fuck for that

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                                  you are a tar pit

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                                  • starman2112@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                                    God I hate atheists

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                                    Well that's like, your opinion, man.

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                                    • starman2112@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                                      God I hate atheists

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                                      Dude, I get it, but as an atheist, it sucks to be lumped in like this. Most atheists don’t care that you practice your religion, and they are very respectful of it. Just because it’s not something I believe doesn’t mean I get to shit on other’s beliefs.

                                      The atheists who act/think like this tend to be very new to it and are excited to show they are different or that they are actively rejecting the religion that they came from. Or, they are just a closed-minded person.

                                      Most of us understand that it’s not a break; it’s a requirement of their religion. These people aren’t doing it to get out of work or to go have fun for a bit, and equality is not the same as equity. Some people need different things in the workplace and that’s fine. But, I know that there are a lot of atheists that are far too aggressive with their lack of belief.

                                      I know you are already aware of most of this, but my overall point is that there are a lot of us atheists fighting for people to be able to practice their religions in and out of the workplace, and I’m sorry that you’ve only seen the shitty part of us.

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                                      • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                                        Thathappened.txt

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                                        yes, you are very clever for being able to identify a piece of fiction on the internet. Your powers of logic and reason are astounding.

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                                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.

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                                          I'll take shit that never happened for $200

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