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it would be a better look

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    I'd wear one of those if I could afford it

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      What if he drowned? Would the Catholics wear golden lakes?

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        Haha imagine a little golden electric chair, or gallows, or lethal injection machine.

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          What if he drowned? Would the Catholics wear golden lakes?

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          Prolly just a water drop.

          I'm also on board with this.

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            Haha imagine a little golden electric chair, or gallows, or lethal injection machine.

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            Hell if it were the gallows, wearing a necklace with a knot might have become prescribed religious attire.

            Not that far off from neckties as standard office wear, to be honest.

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              Bold of you to assume that I'm not.

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                Too complicated. It would be a gold and diamond encrusted cartridge.
                And we'd have enough holy relic fragments of the bullet which killed Jesus to supply an entire army's ammunition needs.

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                  Haha imagine a little golden electric chair, or gallows, or lethal injection machine.

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                  I would rock the fuck out of a Diamond encrusted gold guillotine.

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                    Does this mean St Peter held his gun sideways?

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                      Worshippers of Tupac do wear this.

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                        Worshippers of Tupac do wear this.

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                        Explicitly as an homage to the crucifix, though.

                        Also, this is part of a Bill Hicks bit about Kennedy.

                        Lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he’s gonna want to see a [beep]ing cross, man? “Ohhh!” May be why he hasn’t shown up yet. “Man, they’re still wearing crosses. [beep] it, I’m not goin’, Dad. No, they totally missed the point. When they start wearing fishes I might show up again, but … Let me bury fossil heads with you, Dad. [beep] ’em … Let’s [beep] with them! They’re [beep]in’ with me now, let’s get ’em. Give me that brontosaurus head, Dad.”

                        You know, kinda like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on, you know. “Thinkin’ of John, Jackie. We love him. Just tryin’ to keep that memory alive, baby.”

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                          What if he drowned? Would the Catholics wear golden lakes?

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                          Have you tried to drown Jesus? You can't even get the soles of his feet under the waterline.

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                            jesus has sus in it so that means G sus that means G sus is andrew tate and he is sus but whats sus about him . making people fool for his business

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                              jesus has sus in it so that means G sus that means G sus is andrew tate and he is sus but whats sus about him . making people fool for his business

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                              It's too early for this shit.

                              Being that high, I mean.

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                                Have you tried to drown Jesus? You can't even get the soles of his feet under the waterline.

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                                Styrofoam boots

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                                  Does this mean St Peter held his gun sideways?

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                                  Supposedly was crucified upside down.

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                                    Too complicated. It would be a gold and diamond encrusted cartridge.
                                    And we'd have enough holy relic fragments of the bullet which killed Jesus to supply an entire army's ammunition needs.

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                                    The bullet is a much better idea than a gun. The whole gun thing is kinda gaudy. I also like the "relic" angle of selling fragments to the believers

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                                      Have you tried to drown Jesus? You can't even get the soles of his feet under the waterline.

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                                      flip him upside down?

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                                        Too complicated. It would be a gold and diamond encrusted cartridge.
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                                          true american dream

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