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    Woody Harrelson

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      Rob Schneider

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      Adam Sandler!

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        Matt Lucas.

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          Logan Paul

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            Leslie Jones would be a disaster

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              Genuinely bad suggestion, ought to be top comment. Everyone else is just doing lateral stuff that would actually make a great movie

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              yeah but it's almost cheating. Sagall is the worst choice, the question almost doesn't matter

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                adam sandler

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                  Would have said Danny DeVito, but we all know he would be the perfect James Bond.

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                    Steven Segal

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                      Oh man 😔

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                      Gunna need another shovel.

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                        Just recast a Bond movie from Pineapple Express.

                        James Franco would be worse than Seth Rogen as Bond, because he'd take any sexually aggressive scenes too seriously.

                        So Seth Rogen gets to be M, Danny McBride is Q, and Amber Heard is the Bond girl.

                        Kind of fits, in a shitting the bed kind of way.

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                          Gunna need another shovel.

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                          That's the wackin' shovel

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                            Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

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                              Would have said Danny DeVito, but we all know he would be the perfect James Bond.

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                              You got a petition going?

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                                Rebel Wilson. Shit wait they already did that movie. Uhhh Rowan Atkinson. Oh God dammit nevermind they did that one to. Okay okay, hold on, I have the perfect one. We get Larry the Cable Guy, but it's not actually him, he reprises his role as, get this, Mater from the Cars universe!
                                Oh wow I really suck at this.

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                                  Just recast a Bond movie from Pineapple Express.

                                  James Franco would be worse than Seth Rogen as Bond, because he'd take any sexually aggressive scenes too seriously.

                                  So Seth Rogen gets to be M, Danny McBride is Q, and Amber Heard is the Bond girl.

                                  Kind of fits, in a shitting the bed kind of way.

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                                  That last line, lmfao

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                                    You got a petition going?

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                                    I'm too lazy xD

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                                      The pedophile?

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                                      fits perfectly for the role

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                                        Liam Neeson

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                                          Marlon Brando. Hard to play a character well when you're dead

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                                          I'd watch a "weekend at Bernie's" Bond flick starring the dessicated corpse of Marlon Brando. However bad it is, I've seen worse.

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