Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people
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John Oliver
Oh, now, wait a minute...!
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I'd watch it
"So anyway I started blasting," said Bond as he removed an imperceptible speck of dust from the lapel of his Saville Row light grey mohair-wool suit.
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Sadly he's no longer with us, but Andre the Giant.
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Neil Breen.. remember, eyes on Breen
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Steven Segal
Bond. James Bo- hack cough wheeze rasp gasp... cough hack wheeze stumbling fatly
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John Oliver
I'd watch the fuck out of that.
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Fern Brady
Have I met these henchmen before?
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This one hurt me. Should I point to where it hurt me?
Preacher speaking the truth and it hurts.
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Would be an amazing movie
Watching him seduce the love interest
I can just imagine him awkwardly leaning his head way in, with exaggerated kissy lips, and she gives him a brief peck. Then, they embrace. At one point, she says "ow!" And grabs her boob in surprise. He just says "sorry" as he looks to the camera and goes "can we... can we just cut that part?" He turns back to her, attempting another kiss, and she just pushes him away. She just hands him the diskette with the secret plans and asks him to leave. He asks if he can call her sometime, and if they could go out again. To which she just flatly replies with a curt "no" and shuts the door.
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The "Borat" actor (forgot the name)
Sacha Baron Cohen. If he played Borat playing Bond, yes, that would be hilariously bad.
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Andy Dick.
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Michael Cera. He does a good job, but the whole time you're waiting for him to do his "awkward teenager" character.
They should do something like "Young Indiana Jones" but for Bond. He's an awkward teen with none of his later suave and self assured mannerisms. Michael Cera would knock that out of the park.
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Andy Dick.
But he did that undercover thing in a bar, just like James Bond would!
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But he did that undercover thing in a bar, just like James Bond would!
I did not need another reason to hate Andy Dick, but I sincerely appreciate the contribution to it. Phil Hartman was gone too soon. John Lovitz was a hero for slamming Andy Dick's head into a bar.
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I did not need another reason to hate Andy Dick, but I sincerely appreciate the contribution to it. Phil Hartman was gone too soon. John Lovitz was a hero for slamming Andy Dick's head into a bar.
Yeah, was never a fan. Don't ask me why that SA stuck in my head, but every time I see the name Andy Dick, I think about it.
