Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people

[landless2029@lemmy.world]

I'd watch the fuck out of that.

[cetaceanneeded@lemmy.world]

Have I met these henchmen before?

[inucune@lemmy.world]

Preacher speaking the truth and it hurts.

[boxoffeet@lemmy.world]

I can just imagine him awkwardly leaning his head way in, with exaggerated kissy lips, and she gives him a brief peck. Then, they embrace. At one point, she says "ow!" And grabs her boob in surprise. He just says "sorry" as he looks to the camera and goes "can we... can we just cut that part?" He turns back to her, attempting another kiss, and she just pushes him away. She just hands him the diskette with the secret plans and asks him to leave. He asks if he can call her sometime, and if they could go out again. To which she just flatly replies with a curt "no" and shuts the door.

[remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world]

Sacha Baron Cohen. If he played Borat playing Bond, yes, that would be hilariously bad.

[remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world]

Andy Dick.

[remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world]

They should do something like "Young Indiana Jones" but for Bond. He's an awkward teen with none of his later suave and self assured mannerisms. Michael Cera would knock that out of the park.

[sassyramen@lemmy.world]

But he did that undercover thing in a bar, just like James Bond would!

[remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world]

I did not need another reason to hate Andy Dick, but I sincerely appreciate the contribution to it. Phil Hartman was gone too soon. John Lovitz was a hero for slamming Andy Dick's head into a bar.

[sassyramen@lemmy.world]

Yeah, was never a fan. Don't ask me why that SA stuck in my head, but every time I see the name Andy Dick, I think about it.