there is hope for anyone...
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I'm no Disney expert but Belle is the only worthy Princess of the bunch
She wanted to pursue knowledge, not a boy or just fun; she dropped everything to save her dad instead of causing his death or dethronement; she was fully aware how disgusting Gaston was regardless of appearance; she was seduced by books not riches; and yes, she was ready to ride the beast
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Imho it just makes more sense to consider most Disney characters as asexual.
Goofy has a son.
Disney can't explain that away
Plus there was this whole thing:
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With how common and popular female sex toys modeled after animal and fantasy creature penises, tongues etc. are this just makes sense. And having known some horse girls in my life, yeah, I'd not be surprised at all to learn many have fantasies like that. I always found the "horse/dragon/tentacle etc. dildo" thing pretty fucked up, I'm sure many of those people (and people in general) would not like it if they heard about "horse/dragon/whatever fleshlight or sexdoll for men". (Never seen or heard about that existing, but I'm sure it does).
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Y'all would be shocked after knowing the type of fantasies have girls have about beasts and all
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I'm no Disney expert but Belle is the only worthy Princess of the bunch
She wanted to pursue knowledge, not a boy or just fun; she dropped everything to save her dad instead of causing his death or dethronement; she was fully aware how disgusting Gaston was regardless of appearance; she was seduced by books not riches; and yes, she was ready to ride the beast
Well it can't have hurt that the beast owned a magical castle.
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Goofy has a son.
Disney can't explain that away
Plus there was this whole thing:
Not only does Goofy have a son. It looks like he had two. What's never really explained is what happened to Goofy's other son, Junior, after he found out his wife was cheating on him...
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That's not a fun fact, that is the entier story...
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Y'all would be shocked after knowing the type of fantasies have girls have about beasts and all
Well knot that shocked.
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Not only does Goofy have a son. It looks like he had two. What's never really explained is what happened to Goofy's other son, Junior, after he found out his wife was cheating on him...
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You know... I've seen a lot of shit in my decades on the internet...
I was there for the tubgirl/goatse/blue waffle/lemon party College Humor invasions...
I've read the jolly rancher story, the coconut story, and others that would make some men vomit.
I've seen the Hulk getting railed by Slimer...
I was not expecting pregnant, barefoot Goofy looking like he belongs on a dakimakura today.
I only hope this doesn't awaken anything in the guy from the FBI that monitors me... Sorry Steve... The poor guy's been through a lot.
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Well it can't have hurt that the beast owned a magical castle.
yes but she would have left given the chance after knowing about the magic castle
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I'm no Disney expert but Belle is the only worthy Princess of the bunch
She wanted to pursue knowledge, not a boy or just fun; she dropped everything to save her dad instead of causing his death or dethronement; she was fully aware how disgusting Gaston was regardless of appearance; she was seduced by books not riches; and yes, she was ready to ride the beast
To me I felt like Belle had Stockholm syndrome
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To me I felt like Belle had Stockholm syndrome
If he's verbally abusive, violent, and keeps you locked up as a prisoner, he isn't necessarily evil.
You can change him! Just be patient, accept him, and love him!
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For there's no man in town half as manly,
Perfect, a bear so-far-gone,
You can ask each of Tom, Dick and Stanley,
And they'll tell you whose top they pre-fer to be on
Gaston has topped every willing villager behind the local tavern but i have zero problem believing he still intends to marry Belle and have 12 kids. He's a hunting lodge bear but his sequel orientation is dominant. Doesn't matter who.
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This is a plot point in one of the Witcher short stories.
Came here to share that. The beast was cursed to be a beast while raping a preistess, and eventually learned that women actually had more interest in sleeping with him as a beast than they ever did when he was human
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You know... I've seen a lot of shit in my decades on the internet...
I was there for the tubgirl/goatse/blue waffle/lemon party College Humor invasions...
I've read the jolly rancher story, the coconut story, and others that would make some men vomit.
I've seen the Hulk getting railed by Slimer...
I was not expecting pregnant, barefoot Goofy looking like he belongs on a dakimakura today.
I only hope this doesn't awaken anything in the guy from the FBI that monitors me... Sorry Steve... The poor guy's been through a lot.
Oh garsh
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Is it worth reading? I've played Witcher 3 and saw the first (sometimes good, sometimes shit) series of the show, but never read any...
All of the books are worth reading! Start with the short stories then move onto the longform books. There's also a collection of Audible rips floating around the high seas too that are quite high quality. Also for how much of a reputation the brand has for salaciousness, the books are actually quite tame most of the time, and some of the stories are clearly inspired by the same source material as many of the classic Disney princess movies.
Honestly I also thoroughly enjoyed all of the Netflix media for The Witcher too. Blood origin was a fun prequel, and the animes do a good job of giving kind an alternate approach to the series that's equally good.
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That's not a fun fact, that is the entier story...
And like a million Rule 34's
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shes into beastiality
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To me I felt like Belle had Stockholm syndrome
Stockholm Syndrome isn’t an actual thing, fyi. It has never been recognized as a condition and never been diagnosed. The entire thing was an attempt to dismiss valid reactions to police incompetence.
