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Teacher Asks What First Graders Want To Be Once Child Labor Laws Repealed

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      The children yearn for the mines.

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          just wait until it's "totally legal" for corporations to "adopt" orphans

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            just wait until it's "totally legal" for corporations to "adopt" orphans

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            Pretty sure this is what happened in Oliver Twist

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              just wait until it's "totally legal" for corporations to "adopt" orphans

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              Dude don't give them ideas.

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                just wait until it's "totally legal" for corporations to "adopt" orphans

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                They are people....

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                    They are people....

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                    The orphans?

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                      Dude don't give them ideas.

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                      I'll believe a corporation is a person when Texas kills one through lethal injection lets one adopt a child.

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                        I just realized that the teacher in the pic has a wonderful derrière.

                        Anywho…

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                          The children yearn for the mines.

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                          Perhaps they can jockey tens of thousands of screaming, shit covered chickens?

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                            Im not a first gen immigrant, but I was by far the most computer and technically competent person in my family, and extended family, for a long time.

                            I was just expected to fix and solve everyone's idiot based problems.

                            And then one day it dawned on me that these people were calling me mid work, while out on dates, to do tech support for them, and that it I didn't respond within 24 hours, they'd instead yell at me about how expensive it was for them to take their computer in to a repair shop.

                            ... Why am I doing hundreds of hours of unpaid labor a year, and being treated like I am on call for an unpaid internship, for nearly 20 years?

                            Stopped responding to their IT support demands, within 3-6 months they thought I was having some kind of depressive episode, ended up just fucking ghosting them and moving to another state after a whole bunch of other dumb bullshit a bunch of them did.

                            ... Never had better baseline mental health since I've abandoned my criminal idiot clown family.

                            Anyway, thats all a traumadump attempt at commiserating, I think I feel/felt a similar pain as you.

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                              That's the plot of Everything Everywhere All At Once

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                                The orphans?

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                                Nah, not them...

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                                  How do you owe her for something she decided to do? You had no say in the matter.

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                                    Owners want the workforce as small as possible. Literally.

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                                      just wait until it's "totally legal" for corporations to "adopt" orphans

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                                      Adopt Orphans?

                                      Your contract states that anything you create while employed at [COMPANY NAME] is the sole property of [COMPANY NAME], you're lucky you're allowed a generous 0.25% caretaker stipend for the child that's been a complete leech on resources for the last 9 months...

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                                        https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/dickensian

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                                          she gave birth to me, so I “owe” her this

                                          That sounds like a contract. you didn't make a contract. That's a con 🙂

                                          It's actually backward, it should be that she was so good to you over the years that you "WANT" to help her with all of this.

                                          P.S. she WILL blame for for the IRS audit.

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