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You silly Germans, that's where sewing needles go.

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    If you ask me, I find cookies to be more tasty than sewing supplies.

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      If you ask me, I find cookies to be more tasty than sewing supplies.

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      Clearly your needles haven't been prepared properly.

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        danish butter biscuits are the best, and they can be elevated to divine if you dip them in tea. If you see a sewing kit shaped tin in a shop one day - try them

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          My grandma must have bought this box of biscuits just enough times to manufacture in me the expectation of biscuits each time I opened it, but not quite enough times to persuade me that I wasn't the victim of some cruel illusion, some precocious debilitating memory disease leading me to think it contained anything else than thread and needles.

          My grandma gaslit me

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          • mydarkesttimeline01@ani.socialM [email protected]

            Clearly your needles haven't been prepared properly.

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            make sure you sterilize them first

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              If you ask me, I find cookies to be more tasty than sewing supplies.

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              At least the sewing supplies taste better than wtv were those horrible taste cookies it comes with.

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                My grandma must have bought this box of biscuits just enough times to manufacture in me the expectation of biscuits each time I opened it, but not quite enough times to persuade me that I wasn't the victim of some cruel illusion, some precocious debilitating memory disease leading me to think it contained anything else than thread and needles.

                My grandma gaslit me

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                Schrodinger's Grandma.

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                  Danes, or as they’re called in America, Lego Germans.

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                    Danes, or as they’re called in America, Lego Germans.

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                    As a Lego German, I approve 😄

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                      Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

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