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IT’S THE FEDS!

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  • S [email protected]

    My buddy once had an epic hydroponic set up going in his garage. One day the garage door went up for some reason. Guess someone saw it and called the cops. They went full on raid of his garage only to find some of the best fucking vegetables in the city. He said they were actually visibly upset that he only had veggies

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    That's terrifying. Those stupid cops will kill your baby with a flashbang, shoot your dog and then murder you becauese you were holding the TV remote during their veggie raid.

    Even if he really was growing some pot plants, it shouldn't even be a big deal.

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      Worst that's happened to me is that I was detained and questioned by the cops while they investigated my "grow operation". I had some old school grow lights in my kitchen window for my window sill plants and a potted hibiscus outside on my deck.

      It's sad that the cops couldn't immediately tell the difference between hibiscus and weed nor were they aware that people can grow indoor house plants under those pink/purple fluorescent lights which for sure wouldn't be strong enough to grow marijuana to begin with.

      It's also funny that my neighbor at the time actually was growing weed on his front patio, and they never seemed to notice in the 5 or so years I lived next door.

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      This is because "The Drug War" is just a device for political persecution of the people that whoever is in power wants to harass or outright remove. It's the Nixon Playbook and it's not just Republicans who use it.

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        No, I just have kids... Kids that don't turn ANYTHING OFF!!! I'm OK.

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        • saltsong@startrek.websiteS [email protected]

          So, a moment of curiosity.

          If my theoretical pistol did get pulled into am MRI machine, stuck against it by the magnet, and I, for the purpose of scientific inquiry, pulled the trigger, should I expect the bullet to fire more or less as normal, to fire, but the bullet be pulled back to the machine, or for the bullet to not move, or not move more than an inch or so from the barrel?

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          https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2023/02/12/lawyer-dies-after-shot-by-his-own-concealed-gun-triggered-by-mri-machine/

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            Fucking carrots??

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            LoL, this just reminded me of the movie "Shoot 'em Up" with Clive Owen's character being a stone cold badass while munching on carrots he grows in his garage.

            BTW, though it is a cartoonishly ridiculous action flick, "Shoot 'em Up" is a terrifically fun movie to watch.

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              Happened not long ago that, for the same reason, police raided a tomography & XRay clinic. Guess what, an MRI needs serious power to work...

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              Damn clinics, always growing weed!

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                Duh, it's a cloud, you inhale it.

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                ba-dum tss

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                • O [email protected]

                  Kubernetes sounds like an awfuly strange strain of weed.

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                  with your help we can have a cannabis cultivar called kubernetes, only the sky is the limit (and electricity bills)

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                    That's an implementation detail, not really relevant to my point.

                    I don't think you appreciate how powerful those magnets are. Any ferromagnetic object would be doing well to avoid binding up completely when held right up to the device

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                    I do appreciate how strong the magnets are. The force between a two 1cm square steel plates in a 2T field is about 159N or 36 lbs of force.

                    I do not think the contact area between parts of the trigger / sear etc and striker / whatever else are more than 1cm square, they’re also lubricated. Given the orientation of the pistol could also change, making the friction force less effective, I think it’s possible that a pistol is able to fire after being sucked into the MRI.

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                      You plug it in

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                      Bender, have you been jacking on?

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                        Damn clinics, always growing weed!

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                        SO THATS WHAT THE MEAN BY MEDICAL MARIJUANA!!
                        SEE ITS THE PHARMACYS GROWING WEED,
                        GASP

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                          https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2023/02/12/lawyer-dies-after-shot-by-his-own-concealed-gun-triggered-by-mri-machine/

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                          That poor chair

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                            There definitely have been a case where the police, observing things with thermal cameras from a helicopter (for it is in the US where this tale happened), observed some house with a highly suspicious heat signature. ...Some dude's crypto mining operation.

                            Well, that was definitely indirectly drug related.

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                              Is generating binaural beats that get you high using my own AI setup technically a drug operation? 🤔

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                                Cheese it!!

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                                  LoL, this just reminded me of the movie "Shoot 'em Up" with Clive Owen's character being a stone cold badass while munching on carrots he grows in his garage.

                                  BTW, though it is a cartoonishly ridiculous action flick, "Shoot 'em Up" is a terrifically fun movie to watch.

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                                  sllllurrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppp

                                  exaggerated: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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                                  • sibbo@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                    Do you snort, smoke or inject kubernetes?

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                                    Jack in with your personal link.

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                                      But to address your main question, most bullets are not magnetic. Some are, in which case idk how the mri would impact them. But most would fire as normal

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                                      Ah, interesting. Good to know.

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                                        https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2023/02/12/lawyer-dies-after-shot-by-his-own-concealed-gun-triggered-by-mri-machine/

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                                        Interesting. Good to know.

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                                          Disguise your grow op as a server farm... We're "crypto mining"

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