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IT’S THE FEDS!

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  • G [email protected]

    Duh, it's a cloud, you inhale it.

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    ba-dum tss

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    • O [email protected]

      Kubernetes sounds like an awfuly strange strain of weed.

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      with your help we can have a cannabis cultivar called kubernetes, only the sky is the limit (and electricity bills)

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      • M [email protected]

        That's an implementation detail, not really relevant to my point.

        I don't think you appreciate how powerful those magnets are. Any ferromagnetic object would be doing well to avoid binding up completely when held right up to the device

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        I do appreciate how strong the magnets are. The force between a two 1cm square steel plates in a 2T field is about 159N or 36 lbs of force.

        I do not think the contact area between parts of the trigger / sear etc and striker / whatever else are more than 1cm square, they’re also lubricated. Given the orientation of the pistol could also change, making the friction force less effective, I think it’s possible that a pistol is able to fire after being sucked into the MRI.

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        • I [email protected]

          You plug it in

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          Bender, have you been jacking on?

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          • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

            Damn clinics, always growing weed!

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            SO THATS WHAT THE MEAN BY MEDICAL MARIJUANA!!
            SEE ITS THE PHARMACYS GROWING WEED,
            GASP

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            • F [email protected]

              https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2023/02/12/lawyer-dies-after-shot-by-his-own-concealed-gun-triggered-by-mri-machine/

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              That poor chair

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                There definitely have been a case where the police, observing things with thermal cameras from a helicopter (for it is in the US where this tale happened), observed some house with a highly suspicious heat signature. ...Some dude's crypto mining operation.

                Well, that was definitely indirectly drug related.

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                  Is generating binaural beats that get you high using my own AI setup technically a drug operation? 🤔

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                    Cheese it!!

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                    • B [email protected]

                      LoL, this just reminded me of the movie "Shoot 'em Up" with Clive Owen's character being a stone cold badass while munching on carrots he grows in his garage.

                      BTW, though it is a cartoonishly ridiculous action flick, "Shoot 'em Up" is a terrifically fun movie to watch.

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                      sllllurrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppp

                      exaggerated: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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                      • sibbo@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                        Do you snort, smoke or inject kubernetes?

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                        Jack in with your personal link.

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                        • S [email protected]

                          But to address your main question, most bullets are not magnetic. Some are, in which case idk how the mri would impact them. But most would fire as normal

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                          Ah, interesting. Good to know.

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                            https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2023/02/12/lawyer-dies-after-shot-by-his-own-concealed-gun-triggered-by-mri-machine/

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                            Interesting. Good to know.

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                              Disguise your grow op as a server farm... We're "crypto mining"

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                              • umbraroze@slrpnk.netU [email protected]

                                There definitely have been a case where the police, observing things with thermal cameras from a helicopter (for it is in the US where this tale happened), observed some house with a highly suspicious heat signature. ...Some dude's crypto mining operation.

                                Well, that was definitely indirectly drug related.

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                                ik there's a lot of drug money in crypto but the majority of it isn't that. Bitcoin didn't get a 2.1 trillion dollar market cap though selling weed, a ton of that is from institutions like banks and corporation buying it up

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                                  This is because "The Drug War" is just a device for political persecution of the people that whoever is in power wants to harass or outright remove. It's the Nixon Playbook and it's not just Republicans who use it.

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                                  It's more basic than that as well. Cops assume that if you arent hiding something then it's fine. In a very real sense cops are looking for criminals not crimes. If you act like they think criminals do they're going to be a pain in your ass at best and possibly even pressure you into confessing to crimes because "they know a criminal when they see one".

                                  But the inverse is also true. If you break the law while acting like you have every right to do what it is you're doing, you can often get away with it so long as the cops aren't tipped off. Someone owns that bike, some people lose the keys to their locks, if someone isn't hiding that theyre cutting a bike lock most of the time that person owns the bike, and if they confidently say it's their bike, it's not like a cop is going to check or even have a way to check unless somethings off (unless they think you look like a criminal). A potted plant in the front yard is the same.

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                                    My buddy once had an epic hydroponic set up going in his garage. One day the garage door went up for some reason. Guess someone saw it and called the cops. They went full on raid of his garage only to find some of the best fucking vegetables in the city. He said they were actually visibly upset that he only had veggies

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                                    Cops get pissed when their hunches are wrong because they still believe the hunch, they just think you got away with it

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                                    • B [email protected]

                                      LoL, this just reminded me of the movie "Shoot 'em Up" with Clive Owen's character being a stone cold badass while munching on carrots he grows in his garage.

                                      BTW, though it is a cartoonishly ridiculous action flick, "Shoot 'em Up" is a terrifically fun movie to watch.

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                                      Thank you for the recommendation, I know I love him as an actor, but mostly because I only know his character in the Sin City movie

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                                        ik there's a lot of drug money in crypto but the majority of it isn't that. Bitcoin didn't get a 2.1 trillion dollar market cap though selling weed, a ton of that is from institutions like banks and corporation buying it up

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                                        In a way it sorta did. Not directly obviously but if you look at the history of bitcoin, its first truly viable use was darknet markets. After getting established as the currency there, it proved it could work and banks n all started buying it, so it was the weed that did it in a way

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                                          I once flipped on all my synthesizers at the same time, sparking a main plug (I cannot reach) so I had to call the building owner. An electrician had to come fix it.

                                          2 weeks later a guy was standing at my door unannounced, wanting to measure everything and check my rooms for a potential weed farm.

                                          I now turn them on in small groups to prevent it happening again.

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