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IT’S THE FEDS!

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      Plot Twist: Servers are full of websites about how to grow weed, selling weed and weed-recipes.

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        Do you snort, smoke or inject kubernetes?

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          Kubernetes sounds like an awfuly strange strain of weed.

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            Do you snort, smoke or inject kubernetes?

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            You plug it in

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              In what country can you get raided due to high electricity usage?

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                You plug it in

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                I've always called it boofing.

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                  I had the opposite happen one time. Our provider came out to check our electric meter because our usage dropped significantly when we had our old AC replaced. They thought we were stealing power and came back a aecond time to double check.

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                    Kubernetes sounds like an awfuly strange strain of weed.

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                    If you're doing it right you've got plenty of pods.

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                      In what country can you get raided due to high electricity usage?

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                      Happened not long ago that, for the same reason, police raided a tomography & XRay clinic. Guess what, an MRI needs serious power to work...

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                        Reminds me of the story of the people working on running a business in their apartment, for whatever Linux distro it was, in the 2000s that was caught and had to move the servers for obvious reasons.

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                          Happened not long ago that, for the same reason, police raided a tomography & XRay clinic. Guess what, an MRI needs serious power to work...

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                          If I remember right, one cop brought his rifle in which got sucked into the MRI machine.

                          Even the warrant was based on a cop lying iirc. The basis boiled down to something like "energy use and tinted windows", which, you know... Medical imaging and patient privacy.

                          Idiots and asswipes.

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                            If I remember right, one cop brought his rifle in which got sucked into the MRI machine.

                            Even the warrant was based on a cop lying iirc. The basis boiled down to something like "energy use and tinted windows", which, you know... Medical imaging and patient privacy.

                            Idiots and asswipes.

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                            Guns getting sucked into MRI machines is a recurring news story at this point.

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                              If I remember right, one cop brought his rifle in which got sucked into the MRI machine.

                              Even the warrant was based on a cop lying iirc. The basis boiled down to something like "energy use and tinted windows", which, you know... Medical imaging and patient privacy.

                              Idiots and asswipes.

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                              And then they hit the emergency shutdown, which is for when people have a plate in their head and they're stuck to the side of the machine. That one causes all the liquid helium to be quenched, thus needing to be refilled.

                              There is a slower shutdown that doesn't do that, but, you know, cops.

                              Every detail of that story was worse than the last, and it's 100% on the cops.

                              Edit: forgot another detail. The gun is probably magnetized now and might be unsuitable/unsafe for use anymore.

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                                My buddy once had an epic hydroponic set up going in his garage. One day the garage door went up for some reason. Guess someone saw it and called the cops. They went full on raid of his garage only to find some of the best fucking vegetables in the city. He said they were actually visibly upset that he only had veggies

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                                  And then they hit the emergency shutdown, which is for when people have a plate in their head and they're stuck to the side of the machine. That one causes all the liquid helium to be quenched, thus needing to be refilled.

                                  There is a slower shutdown that doesn't do that, but, you know, cops.

                                  Every detail of that story was worse than the last, and it's 100% on the cops.

                                  Edit: forgot another detail. The gun is probably magnetized now and might be unsuitable/unsafe for use anymore.

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                                  Thats right! I forgot about that part.

                                  Cops are nightmarish levels of stupidity.

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                                    What using a lot of electricity is a crime, which lets a judge sign off on a warrant, now?

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                                      Guns getting sucked into MRI machines is a recurring news story at this point.

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                                      So, a moment of curiosity.

                                      If my theoretical pistol did get pulled into am MRI machine, stuck against it by the magnet, and I, for the purpose of scientific inquiry, pulled the trigger, should I expect the bullet to fire more or less as normal, to fire, but the bullet be pulled back to the machine, or for the bullet to not move, or not move more than an inch or so from the barrel?

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                                        My buddy once had an epic hydroponic set up going in his garage. One day the garage door went up for some reason. Guess someone saw it and called the cops. They went full on raid of his garage only to find some of the best fucking vegetables in the city. He said they were actually visibly upset that he only had veggies

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                                        Fucking carrots??

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                                          So, a moment of curiosity.

                                          If my theoretical pistol did get pulled into am MRI machine, stuck against it by the magnet, and I, for the purpose of scientific inquiry, pulled the trigger, should I expect the bullet to fire more or less as normal, to fire, but the bullet be pulled back to the machine, or for the bullet to not move, or not move more than an inch or so from the barrel?

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                                          Realistically, the mechanism would jam. I doubt the hammer would fall, being squeezed hard against whatever structure supports it

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