Dick out for Harambe
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"How did the world end, Grandpa?"
"Well, it all started with this fucking gorilla."
wrote on last edited by [email protected]"Grandpa, why is your dick out?"
"Well, to answer that we have to go back to 2016..."
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Today is the anniversary of his death.
Rest in Peace, Harambe.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]No no, it started with Nixon, then accelerated with Regan. Harambe's death was an early warning sign.
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Would it be needed then?
Always welcome
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fuckin idiot grandma
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All kids are dumb
Not all kids are "climb into an animal enclosure at the zoo" dumb. That's a special kind of dumb.
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All kids are dumb
That is true!
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Not all kids are "climb into an animal enclosure at the zoo" dumb. That's a special kind of dumb.
Not all kids are "climb into an animal enclosure at the zoo" dumb. That's a special kind of dumb.
Have you ever had to care for 3-year-olds? I'd argue that probably more than 80% of 3 year olds are "climb into an animal enclosure at the zoo" dumb. And honestly, for the 20% you don't have to worry about, it's not intelligence that keeps them out, it's other personality traits or physical abilities.
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"Grandpa, why is your dick out?"
"Well, to answer that we have to go back to 2016..."
So I had my dick out, which was the style at the time. "Dicks out for Harambe," you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, I had my dick out, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any zippers then, because of the tariffs. The only thing you could get were those shitty button fly pants.
