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      This sounds like a natural evolution of court jester past the feudal era

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        Dream job

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          I could do that, gissa job.

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            This sounds like a natural evolution of court jester past the feudal era

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            And now a distant relative of the garden gnome.

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              This sounds like a natural evolution of court jester past the feudal era

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              To me it sounds like a lovely mix between the jester and the wild man.

              Pretty sure I could ace the shit out of that job.

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                Oh hell yeah, we should bring this back. Give me a nice little cottage, some space to grow weed and mushrooms, and a nice big forest to run around in consequence free and ill totally be your Radagast the brown running around the woods. They say if you can catch a glimpse of me, however fleeting, its good luck for your visitors.

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                  To me it sounds like a lovely mix between the jester and the wild man.

                  Pretty sure I could ace the shit out of that job.

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                  The competition is already fierce. Good luck!

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                    NObODy wAnTs TO WorK anYMoRe.

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                      Oh hell yeah, we should bring this back. Give me a nice little cottage, some space to grow weed and mushrooms, and a nice big forest to run around in consequence free and ill totally be your Radagast the brown running around the woods. They say if you can catch a glimpse of me, however fleeting, its good luck for your visitors.

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                      I'll be your polar opposite...

                      I'll dig a little trap door spider cave, bury a tiny house, and go full yokai.

                      If you're touched by the ouRKaoS, you get 100 years of bad luck for you and your heirs...

                      When guests over stay their welcome, I get a text message & start stalking MF's.

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                        This sounds like a natural evolution of court jester past the feudal era

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                        I would love to be a court jester.

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                          It's basically the feudal equivalent of a disneyland mascot.

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                          • rickyrigatoni@retrolemmy.comR [email protected]

                            I would love to be a court jester.

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                            giving my intrusive jokes free reign and mocking people who give the king bad advice? fuck yeah

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