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      It takes 5-15 minutes to prepare whatever you’re cooking. It takes an hour or two for it to sit in the oven while you don’t do anything other then wait for it to cook. It takes 5 minutes to wash everything after.

      You spent 20 minutes actually doing anything and there’s 16 hours in a day. Boo fucking hoo.

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        Clean as you go and there is very little left to be done after the meal.

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          It takes 5-15 minutes to prepare whatever you’re cooking. It takes an hour or two for it to sit in the oven while you don’t do anything other then wait for it to cook. It takes 5 minutes to wash everything after.

          You spent 20 minutes actually doing anything and there’s 16 hours in a day. Boo fucking hoo.

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          Do you exclusively cook meals that go in the oven and that's it? No sauces to simmer, etc?

          I think if I'm ever staying at your house, I'm ordering McDonalds lmao

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            Clean as you go and there is very little left to be done after the meal.

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            There is a reason why the cooks and bussers are different people. Not everyone wants to get dishwater in their food from whatever tool they use to clean, nor do I have time while things are cooking and requiring near-constant attention to properly wash my hands 10 times as i go back and forth while cooking a single meal.

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              I've seen people complain that loading and emptying the dishwasher takes an hour.

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                That’s why I know I’m never going to be a foodie or even remotely enjoy cooking. I just don’t want to spend all that time only to be done eating so soon. Some dishes just aren’t worth the time invested.

                If you enjoy cooking as a hobby, great. But since I don’t, I’m choosing easy to make things whenever possible.

                Heck, I don’t even like going to restaurants. The wait is usually far too long compared to the actual meal.

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                  There is a reason why the cooks and bussers are different people. Not everyone wants to get dishwater in their food from whatever tool they use to clean, nor do I have time while things are cooking and requiring near-constant attention to properly wash my hands 10 times as i go back and forth while cooking a single meal.

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                  What? Cleaning as you cook is about cleaning the shit you use to cook as you make your food.

                  That just mostly means wiping shit down, stacking pots and pans as they're used, and organizing before you start (mise en place is a huge help in this).

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                    Do you exclusively cook meals that go in the oven and that's it? No sauces to simmer, etc?

                    I think if I'm ever staying at your house, I'm ordering McDonalds lmao

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                    I cook damn near every night and I'd like to think my food is decent, not amazing but decent. I'm not making my own sauces but will do lots of searing the meat on a cast iron and then throw in the oven while the vegetables are being steamed.
                    Takes about 30-40 minutes and 10 minutes to clean dishes.
                    The only way I'm cooking for 2 hours is if it's a weekend and I'm batch cooking for lunch meals.

                    If you're cooking every meal with homemade sauces to simmer, that is great but your standards are higher than most people.

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                      That’s why I know I’m never going to be a foodie or even remotely enjoy cooking. I just don’t want to spend all that time only to be done eating so soon. Some dishes just aren’t worth the time invested.

                      If you enjoy cooking as a hobby, great. But since I don’t, I’m choosing easy to make things whenever possible.

                      Heck, I don’t even like going to restaurants. The wait is usually far too long compared to the actual meal.

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                      I also kind of hate the foodie thing (probably class resentment), so I like making easy "one pot" type meals that aren't too fussy on the timing. Like tomato baked beans, dal, tossed chickpeas, etc.

                      I like that even if I decide to just do the simplest version imaginable. Like lentils with salt and pepper, it's still going to be delicious and nutritious. Then if I feel like doing a bit more work on it, say adding some more interesting spices, I get to see the benefits of every little bit of extra effort immediately.

                      But I'll fukn die before I call myself a foodie rofl.

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                        And that's why my "necessary life skill" cooking lifehack is to just know that if you cook something big enough, it'll last you enough portions for two or three days without that much extra cooking work. And you'll only have to clean the cooking pot half (or one third) of the time.

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                          I also kind of hate the foodie thing (probably class resentment), so I like making easy "one pot" type meals that aren't too fussy on the timing. Like tomato baked beans, dal, tossed chickpeas, etc.

                          I like that even if I decide to just do the simplest version imaginable. Like lentils with salt and pepper, it's still going to be delicious and nutritious. Then if I feel like doing a bit more work on it, say adding some more interesting spices, I get to see the benefits of every little bit of extra effort immediately.

                          But I'll fukn die before I call myself a foodie rofl.

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                          I'm a foodie and I make those kinds of meals. I just probably use more spices than average.

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                            Make it so it last 3 days. Not really a big deal.

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                              What? Cleaning as you cook is about cleaning the shit you use to cook as you make your food.

                              That just mostly means wiping shit down, stacking pots and pans as they're used, and organizing before you start (mise en place is a huge help in this).

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                              Great and I already wipe down some things. Genuine question, however, because maybe it will actually lead to a productive insight that can help me when cooking: How do you do as-you-go cleaning with the following things:

                              • Things that have touched raw meat
                              • Things with a bunch of fat
                              • Things that have caramelized sugar or starchy remnants stuck on them

                              Because, in each of these cases, all of which are common, I have to wash them with hot water and soap, and they require using something to wash them. These tools, such as sponges, pads and brushes, are universally filled with dishwater and germs that I don't want in my food, and the process sends that dishwater spewing up like toilet spume. These are also time-consuming, and their washing is incompatible with most of the dishes I make, which require near-constant attention.

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                                I've seen people complain that loading and emptying the dishwasher takes an hour.

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                                Total time for loading is broken up over quite a few meals for me (usually). It also can take a little time extra if you have to do some extra drying on unloading. That said, it’s probably 20 minutes total AND uses less water AND means that I don’t have to do the majority of the work. I love my dishwasher.

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                                  looks like its another night of pbj sandwich. again.

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                                    Make it so it last 3 days. Not really a big deal.

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                                    I think you over estimate people's ability to cook these days.

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                                      Make it so it last 3 days. Not really a big deal.

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                                      I feel like the post is more about the moment of, not the days after. Making several days worth of food doesn't delay the need to do dishes once you're done eating tonight's dinner.

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                                        Make it so it last 3 days. Not really a big deal.

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                                        Like they're going to eat left-overs.....

                                        I might get away with white rice that I can make fried rice out of the next day

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                                          I'm a foodie and I make those kinds of meals. I just probably use more spices than average.

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                                          You admit it??!?

                                          But I also use a lot of spices … like to give em a little toast too … hand-ground of course …

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