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  • amosburton_thatguy@lemmy.caA This user is from outside of this forum
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    Yes, I do still browse reddit, mainly for hockey and some niche subs that aren't here yet. Once in a while I dip my toes into r/all to see the garbage that floats to the top and this one popped up today.

    r/conspiracy has always been a shithole, but when I first saw this post I thought it was on a meme sub, but no, those morons actually believe this shit. Truly blows my mind how amazingly stupid a lot of people are.

    If you feel like having some of your brain cells commit suicide you can read the comments here - https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1m6p3p6/octopuses_lived_before_dinosaurs_and_were/

    If there's a better way to share a reddit post without giving them clicks let me know and I'll edit my link. I know I've seen it before but I don't remember what it was.

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    • amosburton_thatguy@lemmy.caA [email protected]

      Yes, I do still browse reddit, mainly for hockey and some niche subs that aren't here yet. Once in a while I dip my toes into r/all to see the garbage that floats to the top and this one popped up today.

      r/conspiracy has always been a shithole, but when I first saw this post I thought it was on a meme sub, but no, those morons actually believe this shit. Truly blows my mind how amazingly stupid a lot of people are.

      If you feel like having some of your brain cells commit suicide you can read the comments here - https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1m6p3p6/octopuses_lived_before_dinosaurs_and_were/

      If there's a better way to share a reddit post without giving them clicks let me know and I'll edit my link. I know I've seen it before but I don't remember what it was.

      sanctus@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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      Is that even an octopus? Like yeah, it has tentacles, but that doesnt mean its an octopus.

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      • sanctus@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        Is that even an octopus? Like yeah, it has tentacles, but that doesnt mean its an octopus.

        amosburton_thatguy@lemmy.caA This user is from outside of this forum
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        If you're expecting any kind of critical thinking or even the slightest bit of intelligence, then you won't find it in that sub lmao

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        • amosburton_thatguy@lemmy.caA [email protected]

          Yes, I do still browse reddit, mainly for hockey and some niche subs that aren't here yet. Once in a while I dip my toes into r/all to see the garbage that floats to the top and this one popped up today.

          r/conspiracy has always been a shithole, but when I first saw this post I thought it was on a meme sub, but no, those morons actually believe this shit. Truly blows my mind how amazingly stupid a lot of people are.

          If you feel like having some of your brain cells commit suicide you can read the comments here - https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1m6p3p6/octopuses_lived_before_dinosaurs_and_were/

          If there's a better way to share a reddit post without giving them clicks let me know and I'll edit my link. I know I've seen it before but I don't remember what it was.

          afallinganvil@lemmy.caA This user is from outside of this forum
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          No clear evolutionary path in the fossil record.

          ...for the creatures that have no bones and only a beak that could even fossilize? Color me SHOCKED their ancestors didn't leave fossils.

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          • amosburton_thatguy@lemmy.caA [email protected]

            Yes, I do still browse reddit, mainly for hockey and some niche subs that aren't here yet. Once in a while I dip my toes into r/all to see the garbage that floats to the top and this one popped up today.

            r/conspiracy has always been a shithole, but when I first saw this post I thought it was on a meme sub, but no, those morons actually believe this shit. Truly blows my mind how amazingly stupid a lot of people are.

            If you feel like having some of your brain cells commit suicide you can read the comments here - https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1m6p3p6/octopuses_lived_before_dinosaurs_and_were/

            If there's a better way to share a reddit post without giving them clicks let me know and I'll edit my link. I know I've seen it before but I don't remember what it was.

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            I don't think they realize that aquatic based life on earth had several hundred extra million years to evolve before even the most basic bitch fish-frogs crawled out of the primordial pond of orgy water that ended up spawning us

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            • amosburton_thatguy@lemmy.caA [email protected]

              Yes, I do still browse reddit, mainly for hockey and some niche subs that aren't here yet. Once in a while I dip my toes into r/all to see the garbage that floats to the top and this one popped up today.

              r/conspiracy has always been a shithole, but when I first saw this post I thought it was on a meme sub, but no, those morons actually believe this shit. Truly blows my mind how amazingly stupid a lot of people are.

              If you feel like having some of your brain cells commit suicide you can read the comments here - https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1m6p3p6/octopuses_lived_before_dinosaurs_and_were/

              If there's a better way to share a reddit post without giving them clicks let me know and I'll edit my link. I know I've seen it before but I don't remember what it was.

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              plenty of sea critters have blue blood

              horseshoe crab blood (blue) is even widely used to verify disinfection procedures

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              • amosburton_thatguy@lemmy.caA [email protected]

                Yes, I do still browse reddit, mainly for hockey and some niche subs that aren't here yet. Once in a while I dip my toes into r/all to see the garbage that floats to the top and this one popped up today.

                r/conspiracy has always been a shithole, but when I first saw this post I thought it was on a meme sub, but no, those morons actually believe this shit. Truly blows my mind how amazingly stupid a lot of people are.

                If you feel like having some of your brain cells commit suicide you can read the comments here - https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1m6p3p6/octopuses_lived_before_dinosaurs_and_were/

                If there's a better way to share a reddit post without giving them clicks let me know and I'll edit my link. I know I've seen it before but I don't remember what it was.

                noite_etion@lemmy.worldN This user is from outside of this forum
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                Without reading the title I looked at the image and thought someone was cooking octopus and really really burnt it.

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                • amosburton_thatguy@lemmy.caA [email protected]

                  Yes, I do still browse reddit, mainly for hockey and some niche subs that aren't here yet. Once in a while I dip my toes into r/all to see the garbage that floats to the top and this one popped up today.

                  r/conspiracy has always been a shithole, but when I first saw this post I thought it was on a meme sub, but no, those morons actually believe this shit. Truly blows my mind how amazingly stupid a lot of people are.

                  If you feel like having some of your brain cells commit suicide you can read the comments here - https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1m6p3p6/octopuses_lived_before_dinosaurs_and_were/

                  If there's a better way to share a reddit post without giving them clicks let me know and I'll edit my link. I know I've seen it before but I don't remember what it was.

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                  At least these are fun and amusing conspiracies that don’t hurt anyone.

                  Back in the day it was a bunch of trumpers butthurt that they had to wear a mask.

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                  • amosburton_thatguy@lemmy.caA [email protected]

                    If you're expecting any kind of critical thinking or even the slightest bit of intelligence, then you won't find it in that sub lmao

                    sanctus@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                    I used to browse r/SaturnStormCube and the like for occultist story ideas so I'm used to crazy. But this is just full blown stupidity. There was 1 redditor talking about arms, and they said it had 10.

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                      At least these are fun and amusing conspiracies that don’t hurt anyone.

                      Back in the day it was a bunch of trumpers butthurt that they had to wear a mask.

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                      Remember now we also have... Trumpers that don't care if Trump hypothetically rapes their own child because he'd hypothetically be doing it for hypothetical good reasons... and also that Democrats control the weather

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                      • afallinganvil@lemmy.caA [email protected]

                        No clear evolutionary path in the fossil record.

                        ...for the creatures that have no bones and only a beak that could even fossilize? Color me SHOCKED their ancestors didn't leave fossils.

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                        You... are looking at a fossil of one. That's what the post is about. I mean, maybe they fossilize less frequent than other animals, but it seems like they do.

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                        • S [email protected]

                          At least these are fun and amusing conspiracies that don’t hurt anyone.

                          Back in the day it was a bunch of trumpers butthurt that they had to wear a mask.

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                          People forget. Back in the day it was talk about Libor and NSA abusing FISA and UFO coverups, much of which was actual conspiracy not theory. It wasn’t clearly aligned politically, just suspicious of power. The trumplings didn’t show up for quite a few years and quickly shit all over the floor.

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                            At least these are fun and amusing conspiracies that don’t hurt anyone.

                            Back in the day it was a bunch of trumpers butthurt that they had to wear a mask.

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                            Unfortunately if you have a tendency to buy into one fact-denying conspiracy, then you have a tendency to buy into all of them. That is why these kinds of conspiracy theories are always a pipeline into fascism.

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                              Unfortunately if you have a tendency to buy into one fact-denying conspiracy, then you have a tendency to buy into all of them. That is why these kinds of conspiracy theories are always a pipeline into fascism.

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                              The transgalactic Space Jews sent those octopuses to make The President look bad!

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                              • amosburton_thatguy@lemmy.caA [email protected]

                                Yes, I do still browse reddit, mainly for hockey and some niche subs that aren't here yet. Once in a while I dip my toes into r/all to see the garbage that floats to the top and this one popped up today.

                                r/conspiracy has always been a shithole, but when I first saw this post I thought it was on a meme sub, but no, those morons actually believe this shit. Truly blows my mind how amazingly stupid a lot of people are.

                                If you feel like having some of your brain cells commit suicide you can read the comments here - https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1m6p3p6/octopuses_lived_before_dinosaurs_and_were/

                                If there's a better way to share a reddit post without giving them clicks let me know and I'll edit my link. I know I've seen it before but I don't remember what it was.

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                                The fact that there are very few fossils of soft bodied creatures kinda misses the point.

                                All the evolutionary diversity of molluscs is still alive. Squids, nautiluses, cuttlefish, snails slugs.

                                What’s the hypothesis here? An alien meteorite landed with 800 types of cephalopod, that just by chance share 97% of their DNA with slugs and snails that already existed on Earth?

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                                • amosburton_thatguy@lemmy.caA [email protected]

                                  Yes, I do still browse reddit, mainly for hockey and some niche subs that aren't here yet. Once in a while I dip my toes into r/all to see the garbage that floats to the top and this one popped up today.

                                  r/conspiracy has always been a shithole, but when I first saw this post I thought it was on a meme sub, but no, those morons actually believe this shit. Truly blows my mind how amazingly stupid a lot of people are.

                                  If you feel like having some of your brain cells commit suicide you can read the comments here - https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1m6p3p6/octopuses_lived_before_dinosaurs_and_were/

                                  If there's a better way to share a reddit post without giving them clicks let me know and I'll edit my link. I know I've seen it before but I don't remember what it was.

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                                  Small discussion about this fossil on Lemmy yesterday:

                                  https://mander.xyz/post/34422423

                                  To recap: that's not the correct age or species. Soft tissues do make fossils. This protooctopus looks different from modern octopi.

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                                    The fact that there are very few fossils of soft bodied creatures kinda misses the point.

                                    All the evolutionary diversity of molluscs is still alive. Squids, nautiluses, cuttlefish, snails slugs.

                                    What’s the hypothesis here? An alien meteorite landed with 800 types of cephalopod, that just by chance share 97% of their DNA with slugs and snails that already existed on Earth?

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                                    slugs and snails are ALSO aliens!

                                    sweating profusely

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                                    • ook@discuss.tchncs.deO [email protected]

                                      You... are looking at a fossil of one. That's what the post is about. I mean, maybe they fossilize less frequent than other animals, but it seems like they do.

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                                      Yup. It's not that soft tissue DOESN'T fossilize, it's just that the conditions to do so are much rarer, and soft tissue is obviously much more susceptible to degradation before fossilization.

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                                        plenty of sea critters have blue blood

                                        horseshoe crab blood (blue) is even widely used to verify disinfection procedures

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                                        I read about that. It made me feel bad for the horseshoe crabs.

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                                        • amosburton_thatguy@lemmy.caA [email protected]

                                          Yes, I do still browse reddit, mainly for hockey and some niche subs that aren't here yet. Once in a while I dip my toes into r/all to see the garbage that floats to the top and this one popped up today.

                                          r/conspiracy has always been a shithole, but when I first saw this post I thought it was on a meme sub, but no, those morons actually believe this shit. Truly blows my mind how amazingly stupid a lot of people are.

                                          If you feel like having some of your brain cells commit suicide you can read the comments here - https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1m6p3p6/octopuses_lived_before_dinosaurs_and_were/

                                          If there's a better way to share a reddit post without giving them clicks let me know and I'll edit my link. I know I've seen it before but I don't remember what it was.

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                                          Resident alien has a funny gag related to this where the alien saw an octopus in a restaurant and the octopus said we've been waiting for you!

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