A love story
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One time, I was in New York-- it was around Christmas, may have even been new year's eve. Anyway, me my wife and our friend were walking around and after awhile, we all needed a bathroom. What do we see? A "Charmin" sponsored bathroom um, 'store'. There was a line that started on the street to get up one story where the bathrooms were, but it was moving along pretty steady. When we got upstairs it was a big square room, with bathroom doors lining 3 sides-- maybe 15 in all. Each door had an led number above it. There was some kind of carnival music playing, and "Charmin" employees milling about who would cheer and clap every time someone exited a bathroom. It was very weird.
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Does any one remember the toy and show, "care bears?" We should have toys and a cartoon called the Charmin bears. When the bears are defeating evil, they will yell, "Charmin bear shit," and then bend over to perform a perfectly synced team goatse followed by a super high pressure stream of diarrhea right into the evil doer which knocks the bad guy off his feet.
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I don't know. If I was a bear and I just discovered toilet paper was a thing. I think I'd be pretty stoked about it.
Yea seriously. Just to back up your argument here’s a pile of bear poo I came across hiking. Shoe for scale
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Does any one remember the toy and show, "care bears?" We should have toys and a cartoon called the Charmin bears. When the bears are defeating evil, they will yell, "Charmin bear shit," and then bend over to perform a perfectly synced team goatse followed by a super high pressure stream of diarrhea right into the evil doer which knocks the bad guy off his feet.
I appreciate you and wish you luck on your pitch to Corus.
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I appreciate you and wish you luck on your pitch to Corus.
Thanks, it will have to be a joint venture with proctor and gamble.
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Does any one remember the toy and show, "care bears?" We should have toys and a cartoon called the Charmin bears. When the bears are defeating evil, they will yell, "Charmin bear shit," and then bend over to perform a perfectly synced team goatse followed by a super high pressure stream of diarrhea right into the evil doer which knocks the bad guy off his feet.
Betcha it already exists and you just haven't checked the right sites.
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Hope the Charmin Bears dont find you and kill you
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The commercials make me very uncomfortable. But I think about them from time to time, so I guess Charmin wins.
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I don’t mind the bear characters, but I hate these commercials because they are a constant reminder that a statistically significant number of people are not fucking wiping their assholes properly and are perpetually traveling down skid row.
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Does any one remember the toy and show, "care bears?" We should have toys and a cartoon called the Charmin bears. When the bears are defeating evil, they will yell, "Charmin bear shit," and then bend over to perform a perfectly synced team goatse followed by a super high pressure stream of diarrhea right into the evil doer which knocks the bad guy off his feet.
I love the Internet
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Hope the Charmin Bears dont find you and kill you
Death by shit shit
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Does any one remember the toy and show, "care bears?" We should have toys and a cartoon called the Charmin bears. When the bears are defeating evil, they will yell, "Charmin bear shit," and then bend over to perform a perfectly synced team goatse followed by a super high pressure stream of diarrhea right into the evil doer which knocks the bad guy off his feet.
wrote last edited by [email protected]I truly believe the world needs more of this kind of flagrant lack of regard for decency, good taste, and morals when it concerns children.
It is the only reasonable counter to "won't somebody please think of the children?"
Like. Sure. This is what we think.
Just make the world so utterly polluted with shit that will ruin a happy childhood that parents will have mo choice but to actually be parents and everyone else can just go on with their fucking lives.
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Does a bear poop in the woods?
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I truly believe the world needs more of this kind of flagrant lack of regard for decency, good taste, and morals when it concerns children.
It is the only reasonable counter to "won't somebody please think of the children?"
Like. Sure. This is what we think.
Just make the world so utterly polluted with shit that will ruin a happy childhood that parents will have mo choice but to actually be parents and everyone else can just go on with their fucking lives.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Guy, we could legalize child soldiers tomorrow and as long as they promised to keep the kids from home 8 hours a day people would throw their kids at them.
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Does any one remember the toy and show, "care bears?" We should have toys and a cartoon called the Charmin bears. When the bears are defeating evil, they will yell, "Charmin bear shit," and then bend over to perform a perfectly synced team goatse followed by a super high pressure stream of diarrhea right into the evil doer which knocks the bad guy off his feet.
Sounds like a Robot Chicken sketch. Imagine it animated with claymation.
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Anti-bidet propaganda ursine gets paid well by the tp lobby, still shits in the woods.
