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    Can starlings teach their friends songs? It’d be neat if the PNG bird song was pass down through the generations for future interplanetary visitors to discover

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    The analog distortion would be fun to watch propagate from bird to bird.

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      The video is rad if you haven't seen it

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      Benn Jordan is one of my favorite musicians, YouTubers, and people in the world. Highly recommended

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        Coupled with IP-over-avian-carrier, this would potentially make for an interesting concept.

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        And also make for a giant network of bird-dropping cataclysms weaving through the most populous areas.

        https://news.wisc.edu/content/uploads/2017/04/Internet-Atlas-map.jpg

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          And also make for a giant network of bird-dropping cataclysms weaving through the most populous areas.

          https://news.wisc.edu/content/uploads/2017/04/Internet-Atlas-map.jpg

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          Why is Idaho’s Internet infrastructure in the shape of a shitting llama?

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            The analog distortion would be fun to watch propagate from bird to bird.

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            That'd make for a great element in a modern remake of the movie, The Birds.

            Researchers trying to reduce the distortion are tracking the patterns. They can't figure it out until a main character, a blind audiologist who lost his vision in the first attack many decades ago, has an epiphany and suggests assembling the images in sequence to form a video. It shows a bird flying and flapping its wings. The researchers keep gathering data, making the video longer and more complex.The bird now also does loops and spins. The researchers set up remote microphones all over the world and network them with their computer so it can compile in real time.

            We learn that blind main character has now trained himself to "see" the images that he hears. Main character and love interest colleague walk through the park discussing their work as a flimsy pretext to spend time together. All of a sudden, the birdsong changes. "Run, love interest!" says main character, but love interest won't leave main character behind. The camera pans over to the computer screen in their laboratory, which overlooks the park. The video now shows another scene at the end, an enormous eagle shredding a person with its talons and beak.

            That's all I've got so far.

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              Coupled with IP-over-avian-carrier, this would potentially make for an interesting concept.

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              you could call it starlink

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                Imagine trying to catch random birds one day in the not so distant future to see if it "contains" an image.

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                  Imagine trying to catch random birds one day in the not so distant future to see if it "contains" an image.

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                  Sounds based. Imagine getting Rick rolled by a bird 🤣

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                    Sounds based. Imagine getting Rick rolled by a bird 🤣

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                    Imagine finding that a bird "stored" a nude

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                      Is this solarpunk?

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                        why not .jxl?

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                          Is this solarpunk?

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                          Biopunk.

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                            Imagine finding that a bird "stored" a nude

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                            New dystopian achievement unlocked:

                            Age verification for bird watching.

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                              you could call it starlink

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                              Starlingk*

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                                Can starlings teach their friends songs? It’d be neat if the PNG bird song was pass down through the generations for future interplanetary visitors to discover

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                                ...well, now it's an animated .gif but each frame is a separate bird.

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                                  How many birds do I need for about 4 hours at 15 Mbps? I want to watch The Return of the King in 4k.

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                                  One standard murmur.

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                                    I literally just finished watching the video and open Lemmy to find this as the first post. That's kinda crazy. It's a great video. Just in case it hasn't been posted yet here it is

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                                      why not .jxl?

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                                      The starling won't accept JPEG-XL until somebody else builds a high quality decoder in a memory-safe language like Rust

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                                        Why is Idaho’s Internet infrastructure in the shape of a shitting llama?

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                                        Why is Idaho’s Internet infrastructure in the shape of a shitting llama?

                                        That's probably because Idaho's Internet-using population is in the shape of a shitting llama.

                                        https://xkcd.com/1138/

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                                          That'd make for a great element in a modern remake of the movie, The Birds.

                                          Researchers trying to reduce the distortion are tracking the patterns. They can't figure it out until a main character, a blind audiologist who lost his vision in the first attack many decades ago, has an epiphany and suggests assembling the images in sequence to form a video. It shows a bird flying and flapping its wings. The researchers keep gathering data, making the video longer and more complex.The bird now also does loops and spins. The researchers set up remote microphones all over the world and network them with their computer so it can compile in real time.

                                          We learn that blind main character has now trained himself to "see" the images that he hears. Main character and love interest colleague walk through the park discussing their work as a flimsy pretext to spend time together. All of a sudden, the birdsong changes. "Run, love interest!" says main character, but love interest won't leave main character behind. The camera pans over to the computer screen in their laboratory, which overlooks the park. The video now shows another scene at the end, an enormous eagle shredding a person with its talons and beak.

                                          That's all I've got so far.

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                                          I'm sold

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