don't trust cowboys or people doing cowboy voices

[scottmeme@sh.itjust.works]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

[hootinnhollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

[email protected]

[random_character_a@lemmy.world]

I'm dyslexic. Somebody tell me what the fuck am I trying to read?

[sailorfuzz@lemmy.world]

Now read it in a Boomhauer voice.

[meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

It's okay, this text showed me how it'd feel to be dyslexic

[bigfondue@lemmy.world]

It's just a mash up of conservative buzz words. It's not a proper sentence

[geedubhayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Gaspump necktie golfball Thursday purple nine.

ETA the obligatory "the fuck you talkin' about, man‽"

[random_character_a@lemmy.world]

Actually yeah. For me it showed what is it like to read something while having a stroke.

[boosbeau@lemmy.world]

I wasn't dyslexic until I tried to read the post

[stellarextract@lemmy.zip]

For a shitposting community, it's amazing how many people here don't understand shitposts at all.

[interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml]

Would horse dewormer help in this case or is that medical advice ?

[sad_detective_man@leminal.space]

thx, yeah I think yeah I gotta remember to try my shitposts somewhere else. but that's why we try em out

[greenknight23@lemmy.world]

[maus@sh.itjust.works]

Op please just think about hugging this guy and your tummy touching his tummy. He is the same height as you and he is holding you tight. Think how safe and warm you feel in this moment.think of his jeans rubbing against your jeans. Please just think of his deep voice whispering into your ear lobe. You will probably be cumming soon after reading this and I think I will too.

[periodicallypedantic@lemmy.ca]

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

[jargonwagon@lemmy.world]

I think this created a community of dyslexics. We can all come together and share our trauma.

[cannonfodder@lemmy.world]

You could have just ... not written that.

[billwashere@lemmy.world]

I’m pretty sure I had a stroke.

[nickiwest@lemmy.world]

You'll have to add a couple of instances of "dang ol'" on your own to make that work.

[doomsider@lemmy.world]

Fascist is what fascist does capital weak liberal hands down without governance ye-hawed straight to small government free trading rascals who spike Wall Street shenanigans straight out of snowflake DEI hires!

Right out of the horse's mouth.