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don't trust cowboys or people doing cowboy voices

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

    I'm dyslexic. Somebody tell me what the fuck am I trying to read?

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    #25

    It's just a mash up of conservative buzz words. It's not a proper sentence

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    • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]
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      Gaspump necktie golfball Thursday purple nine.

      ETA the obligatory "the fuck you talkin' about, man‽"

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      • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

        It's okay, this text showed me how it'd feel to be dyslexic

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        Actually yeah. For me it showed what is it like to read something while having a stroke.

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        • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

          I'm dyslexic. Somebody tell me what the fuck am I trying to read?

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          I wasn't dyslexic until I tried to read the post

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          • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]
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            For a shitposting community, it's amazing how many people here don't understand shitposts at all.

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            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

              Brain worms giving you problems?

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              Would horse dewormer help in this case or is that medical advice ?

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              • S [email protected]

                For a shitposting community, it's amazing how many people here don't understand shitposts at all.

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                thx, yeah I think yeah I gotta remember to try my shitposts somewhere else. but that's why we try em out

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                • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]
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                  1000001935

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                    Op please just think about hugging this guy and your tummy touching his tummy. He is the same height as you and he is holding you tight. Think how safe and warm you feel in this moment.think of his jeans rubbing against your jeans. Please just think of his deep voice whispering into your ear lobe. You will probably be cumming soon after reading this and I think I will too.

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                      Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

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                      • B [email protected]

                        I wasn't dyslexic until I tried to read the post

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                        I think this created a community of dyslexics. We can all come together and share our trauma.

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                          Op please just think about hugging this guy and your tummy touching his tummy. He is the same height as you and he is holding you tight. Think how safe and warm you feel in this moment.think of his jeans rubbing against your jeans. Please just think of his deep voice whispering into your ear lobe. You will probably be cumming soon after reading this and I think I will too.

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                          You could have just ... not written that.

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                            I wasn't dyslexic until I tried to read the post

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                            I’m pretty sure I had a stroke.

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                            • S [email protected]

                              Now read it in a Boomhauer voice.

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                              You'll have to add a couple of instances of "dang ol'" on your own to make that work.

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                                Fascist is what fascist does capital weak liberal hands down without governance ye-hawed straight to small government free trading rascals who spike Wall Street shenanigans straight out of snowflake DEI hires!

                                Right out of the horse's mouth.

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                                  You could have just ... not written that.

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                                  Just bringing broke back

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                                    What the fuck is this word salad cowboy saying

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                                      I'm sorry but do you grammar?

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                                        He's having a stronk, call a bondulance

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                                          I think this just gave me a stroke trying to read it...

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