don't trust cowboys or people doing cowboy voices
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I wasn't dyslexic until I tried to read the post
wrote last edited by [email protected]I think this created a community of dyslexics. We can all come together and share our trauma.
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Op please just think about hugging this guy and your tummy touching his tummy. He is the same height as you and he is holding you tight. Think how safe and warm you feel in this moment.think of his jeans rubbing against your jeans. Please just think of his deep voice whispering into your ear lobe. You will probably be cumming soon after reading this and I think I will too.
You could have just ... not written that.
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I wasn't dyslexic until I tried to read the post
I’m pretty sure I had a stroke.
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Now read it in a Boomhauer voice.
You'll have to add a couple of instances of "dang ol'" on your own to make that work.
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Fascist is what fascist does capital weak liberal hands down without governance ye-hawed straight to small government free trading rascals who spike Wall Street shenanigans straight out of snowflake DEI hires!
Right out of the horse's mouth.
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You could have just ... not written that.
Just bringing broke back
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What the fuck is this word salad cowboy saying
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I'm sorry but do you grammar?
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He's having a stronk, call a bondulance
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I think this just gave me a stroke trying to read it...