Suicides Among ICE Agents Reach Alarmingly Low Numbers
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i knew the onion could come up with satire that beats real life
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This is a problem indeed!
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i knew the onion could come up with satire that beats real life
wrote on last edited by [email protected]This is not the onion, but still a satire website. Onion satire is a bit more subtle IMO.
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Kelly Walters, neuroscientist and professor of psychiatry, has spent decades studying the brains of serial killers, sociopaths, and men with personalities built around protein supplements.
“We expected we may find answers for the lack of moral development in the prefrontal cortex but we were shocked to find anomalies that go far beyond the brain,” said Walters. “We gave full body MRIs to a large number of ICE agents and discovered that inside their chest cavity, where we would see a heart in an ordinary person, is actually just a screaming void. You could actually hear it through the image which was really quite astounding.”
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Savage
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Kelly Walters, neuroscientist and professor of psychiatry, has spent decades studying the brains of serial killers, sociopaths, and men with personalities built around protein supplements.
“We expected we may find answers for the lack of moral development in the prefrontal cortex but we were shocked to find anomalies that go far beyond the brain,” said Walters. “We gave full body MRIs to a large number of ICE agents and discovered that inside their chest cavity, where we would see a heart in an ordinary person, is actually just a screaming void. You could actually hear it through the image which was really quite astounding.”
…and men with personalities built around protein supplements.
I dunno man, most of the ICE officers I’ve seen on video look like their diets are all carb and very little protein.
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odd. i thought they all enjoyed following their leader.
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This is not the onion, but still a satire website. Onion satire is a bit more subtle IMO.
so... i ate the not-onion? doesn't ahve the same ring to it
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erection aborted
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When you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life.
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Make a point to bully your local ice agents. I'm sure we can change these stats.
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Banger titel. Bookmarking this site.
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…and men with personalities built around protein supplements.
I dunno man, most of the ICE officers I’ve seen on video look like their diets are all carb and very little protein.
Think of it like the Bible. You don't have to read it. Simply stating you have and that its the best thing ever is sufficient.
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so... i ate the not-onion? doesn't ahve the same ring to it
You just ate the purple onion is all.
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…and men with personalities built around protein supplements.
I dunno man, most of the ICE officers I’ve seen on video look like their diets are all carb and very little protein.
Just in case anyone starts getting the wrong idea, all ICE agents look like they are on an all carb no protein diet.
But not all carb no protection diet looking people work for ICE.
If you see my bread inflated ass coming down the street, I can't understate how important it is that you don't mistake it for an ICE agent!
