Without stating your age, how old are you?
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I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I'm too old for and gray hairs I'm too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
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I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I'm too old for and gray hairs I'm too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
I have a child old enough to vote
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I have a child old enough to vote
In which god forsaken country are voting rights dependent on children's age?
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I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I'm too old for and gray hairs I'm too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
wrote last edited by [email protected]When I told my colleagues about my surprise when I found out The Scorpions were German, none, but none of them had any idea what band I was talking about.
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I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I'm too old for and gray hairs I'm too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
I have been born
I haven't died yet
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I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I'm too old for and gray hairs I'm too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
Waiting for your favourite song to be played on the radio and pressing record and pause on the cassette recorder at the exact right time.
Massive feelings of win. -
I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I'm too old for and gray hairs I'm too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
Super Mario World was the first video game I played.
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I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I'm too old for and gray hairs I'm too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
I groan when I get up and my back pops when I lean a certain way. I'm way too young for those.
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I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I'm too old for and gray hairs I'm too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
I remember Y2K
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I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I'm too old for and gray hairs I'm too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
I still have a bunch of floppy disks in a box with porn from the 90s on them.
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I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I'm too old for and gray hairs I'm too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
Back when I was a kid, The Simpsons was a really good show
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I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I'm too old for and gray hairs I'm too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
Fraggle Rock
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I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I'm too old for and gray hairs I'm too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
I am slightly older than the North American release of the Nintendo Entertainment System.
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I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I'm too old for and gray hairs I'm too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
Younger than Star Wars but older than the first flight of a concorde.
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I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I'm too old for and gray hairs I'm too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
We used to drink Towne Club soda out of glass bottles.
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I have been born
I haven't died yet
I'd guess you're at least 7 years old.
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I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I'm too old for and gray hairs I'm too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
I'm still waiting for my hoverboard, but at least I'm unlikely to live to see the collapse of civilization?
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Back when I was a kid, The Simpsons was a really good show
When you were too young to recall it, the same was absolute trash.
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I remember Y2K
I remember the fuck-it-do-all-the-drugs NYE parties...
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I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I'm too old for and gray hairs I'm too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
I was alive for 9/11 but have no memory of it
I got my first cell phone before the iPhone was first released