Netanyahu suffers food poisoning, to rest for three days, his office says

[ccunning@lemmy.world]

Only three?

[pm_me_vintage_30s@lemmy.sdf.org]

Critical support for comrade food poisoning

[furzegulo@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

I hope the poisoning takes a turn for the worst

[rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca]

I sincerely hope he shits out his liver.

[floofloof@lemmy.ca]

Food poisoning suffers Netanyahu. Let's hope it can pull through.

[gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com]

Hope he suffers and dies from multiple organ failure in the most painful way humanly possible.

[not_that_guy05@lemmy.world]

Pussy, it's just food poisoning. People are getting shot and hurt while still trying to get food.

[venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org]

Please, God I don't ask for much but please let it be an assassination by datura overdose because it would be so funny.

[don@lemmy.ca]

Look, I’ve had food poisoning. That shit sucked harder than a black fucking hole, and it’s a horrible thing. I do hope it recovers from its Netanyahu infection, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

[felixcress@lemmy.world]

Shame it wasn't lead poisoning.

[robocall@lemmy.world]

"I can't go on trial for my corruption charges, I have food poisoning"

[saleh@feddit.org]

You mean killed.

Also Israel and the US upped their genocide game. They know gas people to death with CS gas.

https://truthout.org/articles/witnesses-say-american-military-contractors-shot-tear-gas-at-gaza-aid-seekers/

[victorz@lemmy.world]

I can't lie, I also wish for this.

[thebat@lemmy.world]

Good luck and godspeed Mr. Poisoning. We're counting on you.

[kokesh@lemmy.world]

I hope he dies.

[iamnorrealtakeyourmeds@lemmy.world]

only if it painful,

[iamnorrealtakeyourmeds@lemmy.world]

you mean for the best

[realitista@lemmus.org]

Do better next time!

[rozodru@lemmy.world]

I really hope it was from someone shitting in his cornflakes.

[hawke@lemmy.world]

Nope, we should take what we can get.