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Did you have one of these?

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    Now we have clanckers that do the same, but with voice commands!

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      Friends had one. They had a yappy dog. The light would turn off and on when th dog barked.

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        Grandparents ... 20 minutes

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        Viagra is a hell of a drug

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          No, but for some reason, I still clap to turn lights on or off.

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            Friends had one. They had a yappy dog. The light would turn off and on when th dog barked.

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            The yapper? I like it

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              Yes but I stopped using it when I was a young'n. Turns out that the click CLICK of opening a soda or beer can registered as 2 claps. That stopped being amusing pretty quick.

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                Grandparents ... 20 minutes

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                say what you will, old people knew how to fuck.

                my father had 12 siblings.

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                  My Canon camera can take a photo by clapping or saying cheese or making a loud enough sound.

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                    say what you will, old people knew how to fuck.

                    my father had 12 siblings.

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                    Maybe lack of birth control pills and spousal rape laws, more than sexual prowess. In general, not your father.

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                      No that was too bougie for us, but I did have a string that I had tied from my bed to the light switch. And honestly why did they take away our sticky outy light switches?

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                      There are still tons of them at any hardware store. People just prefer the look of the newfangled ones.

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                        Maybe lack of birth control pills and spousal rape laws, more than sexual prowess. In general, not your father.

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                        if anyone was clapping cheeks it was gamgam.

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                          me n ur mum makin blinkenlichten

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                            always wanted one of these things.

                            great for lamps that are otherwise a pain to get to to turn on/off.

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                              me n ur mum makin blinkenlichten

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                              Blinklichter?

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                                My Canon camera can take a photo by clapping or saying cheese or making a loud enough sound.

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                                perfect for capturing sneezes

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                                  i feel like at this point it should be utterly trivial to mount a camera on the ceiling and be able to control things with gestures, like pointing at the computer with the thumb out and rotating the hand to raise and lower volume

                                  the fact that nothing even remotely like this is available is why people don't think technology is fun any more

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                                    Netflix and chill nightmare

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                                      Blinklichter?

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                                      blinking lights

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                                        blinking lights

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                                        Yes, you mean Blinklichter

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                                          i feel like at this point it should be utterly trivial to mount a camera on the ceiling and be able to control things with gestures, like pointing at the computer with the thumb out and rotating the hand to raise and lower volume

                                          the fact that nothing even remotely like this is available is why people don't think technology is fun any more

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                                          It’s actually because trial after trial and market research has shown that the vast majority of people don’t want to wave their hands around just to control their electronics.

                                          Not to mention the privacy aspect of allowing full body motion capture in our homes.

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