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  • F [email protected]

    I have a signed copy of the Bible.

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    You have to be careful with those. I heard that YHWH has whole sweatshops full of elves copying his signature, and they sell these Bibles to tourists to raise money for yacht parties ("YHWH YCHT PRTY YOLO NSFW IRL!!!").

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    • maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zoneM [email protected]

      This might beat the scene in The Passion of the Christ where Jesus invents the dining table with chairs.

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      Reminds me of that great classic:

      • Table for 26?

      • But... You're with 13 people.

      • Yes, but we like to sit on the same side of the table.

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      • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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        She meant "the IIL AD", but the Is and Ls were hard to read. It was a book about the year 48 AD, in Rome. It was written by her cousin Ilias, from Illinois.

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        • N [email protected]

          I didn't know such a stupid line existed because I didn't watch such a stupid movie.

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          How can you all enjoy eating something you know gives you the shit?

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          • F [email protected]

            That's nothing. I have a signed first edition of The Epic of Gilgamesh.

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            Probably just mixed in with your correspondence regarding copper ingots.

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              Rare texts are kinda my jam, a few highlights in my collection:

              • A signed first edition of the Necronomicon (it still screams and bleeds)

              • An early draft of the 10 commandments (before it got narrowed down to just 10)

              • The treatise between cats and dogs that lead to cats getting litter boxes and dogs getting walks

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              • I [email protected]

                I've heard that it's really not worth that much unless Homer signed his last name too which apparently was pretty rare.

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                I’m more curious as to what his middle initial J. stands for.. d’oh!

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                  If anybody's wondering... (Youtube link)

                  Also, ooof. Not that this looks to be a fine piece of cinema, but the writer didn't put this into the script, the director did. Apparently it's an 1884 printing of an 1853 edition of a 1720 translation (Pope's), so in no way whatsoever is it first edition of, well, anything. Maybe the worst part of it is that there was absolutely no reason to linger over the title. They never even say the name of the book.

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                    I just googled this is actually in the film. The mind boggles

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                    • T [email protected]

                      I’m more curious as to what his middle initial J. stands for.. d’oh!

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                      It's Jay, icydk. 😄

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                      • maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zoneM [email protected]

                        This might beat the scene in The Passion of the Christ where Jesus invents the dining table with chairs.

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                        He was a lousy carpenter according to scholars: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OclYAJhyNY0

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                        • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                          Flinging stones on a beach and I did come across some old pots with a 300th anniversary signed copy of The Torah.

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                          Still signed by Noah, at a spry 413.

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                          • D [email protected]

                            It's Jay, icydk. 😄

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                            • H [email protected]

                              Rare texts are kinda my jam, a few highlights in my collection:

                              • A signed first edition of the Necronomicon (it still screams and bleeds)

                              • An early draft of the 10 commandments (before it got narrowed down to just 10)

                              • The treatise between cats and dogs that lead to cats getting litter boxes and dogs getting walks

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                              "The lord has given unto you these 15 —"

                              crash

                              "... 10 commandments!"

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                                Wow, a Methuselah rookie card!

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                                  To my darling Candy.

                                  All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

                                  Homer.

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                                  • F [email protected]

                                    He was a lousy carpenter according to scholars: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OclYAJhyNY0

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                                    He most likely wasn't a carpenter at all, the Greek just says 'builder'. Probably a stone mason

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                                      That's nothin', can't beat my signed first draft of the Mahabharata, before it was ever even sent to an editor!

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                                      • dumbass@leminal.spaceD [email protected]

                                        Holy shit, Dan Castellaneta wrote The Iliad!?

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                                        He does so much extra work, I figured he would have fuck you money from Simpsons as it is

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                                        • F [email protected]

                                          That's nothing. I have a signed first edition of The Epic of Gilgamesh.

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                                          Let me know if the missing verses just randomly perished, were deemed "publisher-unfriendly" or never have been written.

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