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When reality smacks you in the face

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      "there used to be a streetcar here but you filthy animals tore up the tracks and here we are in the far fucking future stuck at a light"

      "It should be legal for me to mount a wire guided missile on top of my car just to make that asshole think twice"

      "is it illegal to put mirrors on your car that automatically aim some assholes brights back in their stupid face?"

      "I wish I had a gun that could completely fry a cell phone at 10 yards"

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        "there used to be a streetcar here but you filthy animals tore up the tracks and here we are in the far fucking future stuck at a light"

        "It should be legal for me to mount a wire guided missile on top of my car just to make that asshole think twice"

        "is it illegal to put mirrors on your car that automatically aim some assholes brights back in their stupid face?"

        "I wish I had a gun that could completely fry a cell phone at 10 yards"

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        I would prefer a laser guided missile but your point stands.

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          A short documentary on this phenomenon.

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            "there used to be a streetcar here but you filthy animals tore up the tracks and here we are in the far fucking future stuck at a light"

            "It should be legal for me to mount a wire guided missile on top of my car just to make that asshole think twice"

            "is it illegal to put mirrors on your car that automatically aim some assholes brights back in their stupid face?"

            "I wish I had a gun that could completely fry a cell phone at 10 yards"

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            I've often contemplated mounting a paintball gun on my car somewhere it can't be easily seen and jerry rigging a wire mechanism from the trigger to the inside of my car to tag assholes that tailgate or unceremoniously cut me off.

            One of these days...

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              Yah that's just driving.

              Take a bus and watch Youtube the whole time. It's glorious.

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                "there used to be a streetcar here but you filthy animals tore up the tracks and here we are in the far fucking future stuck at a light"

                "It should be legal for me to mount a wire guided missile on top of my car just to make that asshole think twice"

                "is it illegal to put mirrors on your car that automatically aim some assholes brights back in their stupid face?"

                "I wish I had a gun that could completely fry a cell phone at 10 yards"

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                I don't think it's specifically illegal if you were to have a normal mirror that happens to be "mis-adjusted". Having a dedicated blinding mirror could get you in trouble.

                I can't deny having attempted adjusting my mirror to aim so when I'm being blinded.

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                  Yah that's just driving.

                  Take a bus and watch Youtube the whole time. It's glorious.

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                  Glorious 2,5 hour commute instead of 45 minutes 🫠

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