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Ted Cruz begs Americans stop being so nasty to Elon Musk

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  • V [email protected]

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

    “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

    Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

    Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

    Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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    Ted, go fucking die already. Fuck you and anybody who's uneducated and naive enough to fall for the Republican playbook. You don't get to try to shift blame with wet toilet paper cries. When enough people tell you that you're shit and you constantly are shit, look like shit, and act like shit, you should hop in the shower and do some inventory. You're an embarrassment to your whored out redneck state and have never been fit for public office. I can't wait to smile about your obituary and share it with friends.

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    • hellfire103@lemmy.caH [email protected]

      Eat the rich!

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      #28

      Don't eat junkfood...

      I'm telling ya, compost and eat the veggies.

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      • F [email protected]

        Well, I'm not American, so I'm going to keep calling him a nazi piece of shit

        And if would be doing so even if I was unfortunate enough to be American

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        Non-fisting-enthusiast American here. I concur.

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        • myopinion@lemm.eeM [email protected]

          The NAZI needs to be driven out of this country. It is nearly destroyed because of him.

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          ICE really needs to come pick his ass up.

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          • V [email protected]

            cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

            “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

            Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

            Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

            Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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            Cruz, Vance, Musk, Miller, and their ilk didn't get their asses beaten in High School enough.

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            • V [email protected]

              cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

              “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

              Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

              Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

              Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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              #32

              Wait until you hear the shit Trump says about your dad and your wife, Ted, being so concerned with mean people and all.

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              • rickyrigatoni@lemm.eeR [email protected]

                His name is Rafael.

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                That sure doesn't sound American. What is that, French?

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                • V [email protected]

                  cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                  “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                  Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                  Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                  Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                  #34

                  Ted Cruz looks like his soul left his body long ago, and now he’s just a skeleton wearing a skin bag exclusively saying things nobody with a soul ever could or would.

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                  • V [email protected]

                    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                    “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                    Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                    Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                    Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                    #35

                    Can we get other countries to deny these sycophants entry for being spineless?

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                    • V [email protected]

                      cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                      “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                      Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                      Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                      Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                      #36

                      Fuck Ted Cruz and fuck Elon Musk

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                      • V [email protected]

                        cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                        “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                        Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                        Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                        Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                        I do not like that man, Ted Cruz

                        I do not like him in the news

                        I do not like his stupid words

                        That spew from him like verbal turds

                        I pray to hear the day he dies

                        For once, a good, Ted Cruz surprise

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                          #38

                          Don't put this evil on them. They were justifiably worried about Brittney

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                          • V [email protected]

                            cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                            “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                            Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                            Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                            Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                            #39

                            Let me consider this.
                            I've considered this, go fuck yourself.

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                            • V [email protected]

                              cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                              “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                              Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                              Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                              Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                              Musk cos played as a politician so he could lift sanctions and policies in the way of his companies. Now that he's done that he'll go back forcing himself on his secretaries

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                              • V [email protected]

                                cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                                “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                                Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                                Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                                Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                                #41

                                In other news, diarrhea complains about badmouthing 2-week old teriyaki leftovers.

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                                • Q [email protected]

                                  Don't put this evil on them. They were justifiably worried about Brittney

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                                  #42

                                  Better?

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                                  • V [email protected]

                                    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                                    “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                                    Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                                    Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                                    Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                                    #43

                                    Why hasn't this shitstick been deported yet? And why is Rubio still here also?

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                                    • V [email protected]

                                      cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                                      “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                                      Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                                      Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                                      Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                                      He rooted out massive waste, fraud and abuse, and he did so at enormous cost to himself.

                                      massive waste and enormous cost got me. this is just an appeal to feelings as always.

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                                      • V [email protected]

                                        cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                                        “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                                        Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                                        Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                                        Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                                        I feel like Elon has fallen out of the inner circle and he can now only interact with the turds that orbit on the far outer ring now. I just picture Ted Cruz coming out like a hunched over Golem to tell him and whatever other orbiting magat turds he's still cool.

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                                        • unabart@sh.itjust.worksU [email protected]

                                          This guy is absolutely desperate for a friend who might be able to help him politically. Anyone to get him on tv. He’s like a scab that prople keep picking. Loathesome human.

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                                          “If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you.”

                                          ~South Carolina Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham

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