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Ted Cruz begs Americans stop being so nasty to Elon Musk

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  • W [email protected]

    Remember when Rafael Cruz had that booger on his lip during a speech? I haven't forgotten. He ate a booger during a debate.

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    #74

    I thought it was a tonsil stone or something

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    • D [email protected]

      Anthropomorphic slime mold asks disgusted public to treat anthropomorphic slug better. Film at 11

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      #75

      Hey, what did slugs and slime molds ever do to you??

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      • V [email protected]

        cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

        “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

        Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

        Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

        Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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        I don't think people are nasty enough to him. Until he's a fucking hermit, too ashamed to show his face in public again because he knows everyone despises him, we need to be nastier.

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        • V [email protected]

          cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

          “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

          Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

          Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

          Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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          #77

          Smd cry bullies

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          • V [email protected]

            cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

            “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

            Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

            Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

            Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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            #78

            The only reason we aren't far, far nastier to all of these criminals is because it's illegal. But now that laws are becoming optional and arbitrary, soon we won't have to worry about how nasty we get.

            They will have to worry, though.

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            • N [email protected]

              Will no one think of the billionaires?

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              #79

              Poor people get all the breaks.

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              • E [email protected]

                Smd cry bullies

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                #80

                Smd? Shaking my dick?

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                • M [email protected]

                  The environmental cost of improperly disposing of billionaires is far-and-away offset by the very lack of the billionaire.
                  I think we can eat that cost and enjoy the benefits.

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                  #81

                  Aka "The Billionaire Waste Footprint"

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                  • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                    Don't eat junkfood...

                    I'm telling ya, compost and eat the veggies.

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                    #82

                    The grind into a nice paste, spread it on crackers. I like Triscuits

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                    • V [email protected]

                      cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                      “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                      Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                      Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                      Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                      #83

                      The only way to be more hated is to get Ted Cruz to defend him...

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                      • V [email protected]

                        cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                        “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                        Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                        Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                        Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                        Real rich coming from the “fuck your feelings” crowd. Get fucked, Raphael Cruz. We’re not stopping until he’s yeeted into the sun.

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                        • V [email protected]

                          cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                          “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                          Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                          Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                          Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                          why use his preferred name?

                          his name is Raphael Cruz.

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                          • G [email protected]

                            why use his preferred name?

                            his name is Raphael Cruz.

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                            Technically his name is Rafael Edward Cruz and it's not that uncommon for public figures to go by their middle name or a diminutive thereof🤷

                            That being said, fuck Cruz with a rusty rail spike.

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                            • V [email protected]

                              cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                              “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                              Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                              Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                              Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                              Fine then I am going to be even nastier to fElon.

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                              • B [email protected]

                                The only reason we aren't far, far nastier to all of these criminals is because it's illegal. But now that laws are becoming optional and arbitrary, soon we won't have to worry about how nasty we get.

                                They will have to worry, though.

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                                And it seems they are worrying.

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                                • F [email protected]

                                  Well, I'm not American, so I'm going to keep calling him a nazi piece of shit

                                  And if would be doing so even if I was unfortunate enough to be American

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                                  Calling him something that he is not would be unfair. That's why calling him nazi piece of shit it's ok.

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                                  • V [email protected]

                                    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                                    “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                                    Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                                    Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                                    Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                                    On Christmas night, does Ted Cruz leave a can of beans out in case Rorschach visits his home?

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                                    • V [email protected]

                                      Technically his name is Rafael Edward Cruz and it's not that uncommon for public figures to go by their middle name or a diminutive thereof🤷

                                      That being said, fuck Cruz with a rusty rail spike.

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                                      If they don't respect the preferred names of trans people, then they shouldn't be afforded the same respect in return.

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                                      • V [email protected]

                                        cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                                        “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                                        Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                                        Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                                        Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                                        another FOREIGN NATIONAL coming here and telling TRUE AMERICANS how to act

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                                        • V [email protected]

                                          cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                                          “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                                          Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                                          Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                                          Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #93

                                          Stop having free will. Use AI.

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