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Trump in wake of Iran attack: ‘Everyone, keep oil prices down’

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  • almacca@aussie.zoneA [email protected]

    “Drill, baby, drill!”

    So, trepannings for everyone?

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    No, the DRILL BABY is like Santa Claus for the oil industry. Every year he flies through the world on a magical Halliburton frac truck, delivering new 75-foot yachts to oil executives. He uses his magic DRILL to weaken the spine of legislators in every country.

    It’s a rich people holiday, not very well known.

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      Does he think Truth Social is an official channel of communicating orders?

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        Does he think Truth Social is an official channel of communicating orders?

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        He really really does.

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          Rape clown says what?

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            Does he think Truth Social is an official channel of communicating orders?

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            He doesn't think.

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              EVERYONE, KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN. I’M WATCHING! YOU’RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY. DON’T DO IT!

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              • dantheclamman@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                He doesn't think.

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                This is the correct answer

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                  Honestly I am surprised at how much it has worked so far. He told companies not to raise prices in the face of tariff inflation and so far they largely have. It's stupid and under classical economic theories will have unintended consequences such as causing shortages but in the short term it's been working which really sucks for those of us who have been warning about consequences that have largely not happened.

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                  That's actually a shockingly good point.

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                    Filed under "You should have gone before we left the house."

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                    • darkfuture@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                      Rape clown says what?

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                      What?

                      ...dang

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