Messed up Barbie ideas
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Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!
wrote last edited by [email protected]Crazy ex-girlfriend Barbie.
Prop knife to slash Ken’s tires, streaky mascara from crying, a bunch of photos of Ken or a necklace with “his” hair in it and make some comments about “his ugly new girlfriend, like what a downgrade”
Also Breaking Bad Barbie - Walter white hazmat gear and pretty pink Barbie makeup/wig.
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Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!
You should make a kinky Barbie!
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Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!
If you're ballsy enough, Westboro Baptist church Barbie.
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Internet troll Barbie. I'm not sure what she'd look like, but I'm willing to hear ideas.
Futaba from Persona 5.
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Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!
Nosferatu Barbie. Blonde wig, Bill Skargard's Nosferatu face, Margot Robbie's pink cowboy outfit from The Barbie Movie.
(I might steal this idea for myself tbh)
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Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!
Zombie Barbie
Alien Barbie, with antennas
Lizard Barbie
Borg Barbie, with no arms or legs, suspended like the queen
Barbie head in a glass box,
Headless Barbie who is carrying her own head -
No ‘69420’ prison number? Bummer.
Could also be 90210
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Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!
OF model Barbie.
In the box there's just a little laptop with some pictures. If you pay $49.99/mo, once a week you get an hour long Livestream of someone else playing with the Barbie however you tell them to.
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Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!
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Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!
@[email protected] Zoom Meeting Barbie - dressed for work waist up. Still in stained PJs and slippers waist down. Hair looks good from the front, but back of her head is a rats nest.
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Starch masks?
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Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!
Either centaur Barbie, or "Chest buster" from the Alien franchise Barbie.
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Covid Barbie. Pajama pants, slippers, business casual from the shoulder up. Accessories include hand sanitizer, a dalgona coffee, fresh baked bread, half-done knitting, and a general malaise that is the unmistakable sign of embracing nihilism.
What is dalgona?
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What is dalgona?
It was a trend that had a little burst of popularity. It's a type of frappe that is popular in Korea. It's made with instant coffee, sugar, and water. Whip that until it forms silky peaks. Take a tall glass with ice, add 8 oz of milk, top with the whipped coffee mixture.
When everything shut down and supply chains were temporarily disrupted, coffee shops were closed and fresh coffee beans were at a premium. Dalgona coffee is a fancy frappe made with cheap, shelf-stable ingredients (you could substituted the milk for nut milk or powdered).
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Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!
Micromanaging middle management Barbie.
