You are someone's candy corn
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Actually, I could probably eat way more
styrofoam discscommunion wafers. They're not sickly-sweet.
I wonder if there's a market for a "joke" snack food like white cheddar popcorn in a shape ironically similar to communion wafers... I hear they go great with shitty red wine, so that's a huuuge market just waiting for a new product.
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I would like that on a t-shirt with a lone pika on a rock howling into the wild, open sky as the background image. 🤪
wrote last edited by [email protected]OMG you need to search "pika yawning" because I can't choose one for you!
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I could see honey, sugar and vanilla.
There is no strawberry flavor what so ever that comes through at all.
I agree, but I haven't tried eating any while thinking, "do I taste any strawberry?"
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Maybe it's saying that it's a single flavor, which is a combination of honey+sugar+strawberry+vanilla?
I've never even seen candy corn, so I am just guessing wildly...
The three sections have always tasted different to me.
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OMG you need to search "pika yawning" because I can't choose one for you!
I... I need them all... 
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Holy. Shit. TIL
🤯wrote last edited by [email protected]It's supposed to look like feed corn =D
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I wonder if there's a market for a "joke" snack food like white cheddar popcorn in a shape ironically similar to communion wafers... I hear they go great with shitty red wine, so that's a huuuge market just waiting for a new product.
️I unironically like white cheddar rice cakes becsuse they make me think of popcorn condensed into a communion wafer. Similar texture, and they taste super good.
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Candy corn is a small, pyramid-shaped candy, typically divided into three sections of different colors, with a waxy texture and a flavor based on honey, sugar, strawberry, and vanilla.It is a staple candy of the fall season and Halloween in North America.
Candy corn's traditional colors of yellow, orange, and white represent the colors of the fall harvest, or of corn on the cob with the wide yellow end resembling a corn kernel.
Candy corn has a reputation for generating polarizing responses, with articles referring to it as "Halloween's most contentious sweet" which people either "love" or "hate".
Huh, for some reason I had assumed candy corn was that popcorn spayed with that colourful sweet crap. Now I need to seek out some of this so I can have a new hatred.
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Ah thanks, you are too!
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Winner!! 🥰
Take his quickening.
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Candy corn is one of the only sugar based candies I like. But only fresh, if it's stale it's as bad as Skittles or smarties
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I unironically like white cheddar rice cakes becsuse they make me think of popcorn condensed into a communion wafer. Similar texture, and they taste super good.
See? There's a market for sure!
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It's supposed to look like feed corn =D
Feed corn tastes better.
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I like candy corn but unfortunately I can only eat it in squared fashion. Like, one piece, then two pieces, then four pieces, then eight etc. until the juices are literally running out of my mouth and I have Type XII diabetes.
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All I know about candy corn is what it looks like and that it apparently tastes bad.
Considering that the people who dislike candy corn are the same people who think that Hershey is anywhere close to being chocolate and that Reese's peanut butter cups tastes of anything other than pure sugar with a hint of peanut, I am terrified what candy corn tastes like.
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Candy corn is one of the only sugar based candies I like. But only fresh, if it's stale it's as bad as Skittles or smarties
But is that smarties (derogatory) or smarties (affectionate)?
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All I know about candy corn is what it looks like and that it apparently tastes bad.
Considering that the people who dislike candy corn are the same people who think that Hershey is anywhere close to being chocolate and that Reese's peanut butter cups tastes of anything other than pure sugar with a hint of peanut, I am terrified what candy corn tastes like.
Hershey is anywhere close to being chocolate
If it has a vomit taste, that may be due to butyric acid: https://www.thetakeout.com/why-hershey-s-chocolate-tastes-like-vomit-to-some-peopl-1846527404/
So yes, that's intentional.
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People don't like candy corn??
Yes. Are you not people?
