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Should be a universal rule

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      Essentially brought up to speed with the rest then?

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        Swearing is a useful skill.

        Give them a double espresso and a kazoo

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          Plot twist, the child has undiagnosed ADHD and will behave like an angel after the red bull.

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            Very similar energy.

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              Swearing is a useful skill.

              Give them a double espresso and a kazoo

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              The kazoo is the crowning touch. I'd add giving them a husky puppy and a fully automatic Nerf dart gun with 10,000 rounds.

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                Plot twist, the child has undiagnosed ADHD and will behave like an angel after the red bull.

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                "Well, fuck me. I feel goddam calm for once."

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                  Swearing is a useful skill.

                  Give them a double espresso and a kazoo

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                  But a kazoo can be taken away - and a good swear word can be enjoyed for a lifetime.

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                    Come on, Grandma, it's time to get you back to Facebook.

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                      Very similar energy.

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                      Siboire!

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