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  • sibbo@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

    But who is the square in your relationship?

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    The one that gets out of bed last.

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      The one that gets out of bed last.

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      Surely the square gets out first, the cool circle relaxes in bed longer.

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        Surely the square gets out first, the cool circle relaxes in bed longer.

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        Be there or be square

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          Rebuke: It's yin and yang, not yin and yin. 🤷

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            Be there or be square

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            oh shit, we're squared on all sides, it's a cube.

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            • sibbo@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

              But who is the square in your relationship?

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              I guess if you're not the square you're the queer (makes more sense when spoken 😞 )

              Only one s per relationship

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                Rebuke: It's yin and yang, not yin and yin. 🤷

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                Both shapes are the same. Being the same is the only way to have a perfect 69.

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                  I'm not gonna lie, it do feel this way sometime

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                    Hehe, this can also be interpreted as misandrist/misogynistic

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                    That's what I was going for

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                      I don't know enough about this diagram to refute it.

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                        Hetrosexuals : How do gay people know which is the man and which is the woman??
                        Homosexuals : How do straight people know how to split responsibilites evenly and treat each other equally and fairly??

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                          Both shapes are the same. Being the same is the only way to have a perfect 69.

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                          I guess a bit of homosexual privilege helps balance the world out, lol.

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                            Both shapes are the same. Being the same is the only way to have a perfect 69.

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                            69 is over rated IMO. Giving oral is great, recieving oral is great, both at the same time is distracting.

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                              Polyamory:

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                                69 is over rated IMO. Giving oral is great, recieving oral is great, both at the same time is distracting.

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                                It puts you eye and nose level with each other's assholes, too. I'm convinced it's only popular because of branding.

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                                • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  Hetrosexuals : How do gay people know which is the man and which is the woman??
                                  Homosexuals : How do straight people know how to split responsibilites evenly and treat each other equally and fairly??

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                                  Ah, see. That's the neat part...

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                                    Polyamory:

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                                    that trike fucks so hard, holy shit

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                                      that trike fucks so hard, holy shit

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                                      Could be better - modded mine to have a stronger center motor instead, with a bigger battery. But I do usually carry heavy loads

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                                        Wow. So powerful (idgi)

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