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Checkmate Atheists!

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    idk about here but I've been in a place called the USA, and very easy to mistake for hell the last 10 years

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      Where have I been for the last 10 years?

      Lady, you were resting in piss of those who hated you. A lot of urine, by my own estimations

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      Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher's the other one is Reagan's. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?

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        Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher's the other one is Reagan's. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?

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        I'm holding it for Putin's grave

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          Weird thing to combine with a dance floor, though.

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          Maybe a mosh pit?

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            Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher's the other one is Reagan's. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?

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            I'm pissing on the one that did the most damage. Reagan helped enable the path to fascism the US is on and the US affects everyone globally. Definitely his.

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            • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

              Hmmm

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              So he should know.

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                That's your atheist afterlife. It's perfectly valid of course.

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                Some atheists believe in reincarnation I suppose, but memories are pretty universal. Whatever anyone believes, everyone remembers.

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                  Careful, you dropped an /s

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                  but like, what even is the point of ragebaiting if you immediately back out of it

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                    Taking turns getting pineapple suppositories with Ronald Reagan, I hope. Fuck the Gipper too!

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                      https://open.spotify.com/track/0pG6ecNtPMu2wGeXZIhd3F

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                      There's also a famous one in French about miss Maggie : https://open.spotify.com/track/3mrD89s4Ua9IS3Aw5kxMU7

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                        idk about here but I've been in a place called the USA, and very easy to mistake for hell the last 10 years

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                        Amazing, what was it like 11 years ago? Manna from the sky, ambrosia everywhere?

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                          I'm holding it for Putin's grave

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                          lol yeah! that bad guy! argh!

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                            Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher's the other one is Reagan's. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?

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                            You can only piss on one

                            Sounds like I get to be the genie; I'll piss on the left grave. Once I've downed the next pint I'll only piss on the right grave.

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                              Amazing, what was it like 11 years ago? Manna from the sky, ambrosia everywhere?

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                              thanks obama

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                                This is pretty convincing

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                                • godric@lemmy.worldG [email protected]
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                                  Hell 0.5.0, we're still in early access.

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