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      That kinda looks like sinigang, a Filipino sour soup.

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        what did they use before?
        sewage?

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          were they just frying everything in bacon grease before?

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            what did they use before?
            sewage?

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            Alcohol. They were just boiling it.

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              what did they use before?
              sewage?

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              Is that why they call the unmodified thing "raw sewage"? Is it because it's used in cooking?

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                what did they use before?
                sewage?

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                Probably oil

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                  It's not soup if they discard the water after cooking, leaving only the vegetables.

                  The alternative, btw, would be to fry everything in butter or some plant oil, i believe. That's what they're opposing.

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                    Not even good soup. Real soups use some kind of broth to give a lot of base flavor.

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                    • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                      That kinda looks like sinigang, a Filipino sour soup.

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                      Where is the seafood?

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                        It's not soup if they discard the water after cooking, leaving only the vegetables.

                        The alternative, btw, would be to fry everything in butter or some plant oil, i believe. That's what they're opposing.

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                        Making soup and then dumping out the soup seems like a very stupid way to make soup.

                        Maybe they feel better from not eating all of those simple, delicious calories.

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                          Where is the seafood?

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                          I tend toward pork spare ribs, though I've done some runs with shrimp.

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                            .... you cook your veg.?

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                              It's not soup if they discard the water after cooking, leaving only the vegetables.

                              The alternative, btw, would be to fry everything in butter or some plant oil, i believe. That's what they're opposing.

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                              Surely there is some third way

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                                I know it's overused but cliches are cliche for a reason, so I love it when people say "So close!" and then make fun of someone for saying some braindead shit.

                                Also reminds me of some stupid ad I saw for expensive ass chlorophyll powder packets to put in your water. My sibling in christ, eat a fucking salad with spinach if you want chlorophyll.

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                                • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.deG [email protected]

                                  It's not soup if they discard the water after cooking, leaving only the vegetables.

                                  The alternative, btw, would be to fry everything in butter or some plant oil, i believe. That's what they're opposing.

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                                  It's not soup if they discard the water after cooking, leaving only the vegetables.

                                  So... boiled vegetables. That's still already a thing. Not a particularly good thing (to my tastes), but been a thing for a long time.

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                                    I know it's overused but cliches are cliche for a reason, so I love it when people say "So close!" and then make fun of someone for saying some braindead shit.

                                    Also reminds me of some stupid ad I saw for expensive ass chlorophyll powder packets to put in your water. My sibling in christ, eat a fucking salad with spinach if you want chlorophyll.

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                                    My sibling in Christ

                                    Lmfao I’m stealing this expression

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                                      Is that why they call the unmodified thing "raw sewage"? Is it because it's used in cooking?

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                                      It's because the bottled sewerage market demands that their product be called "refined sewerage," or sometimes "sparkling sewerage" if carbonated.

                                      But it can only be called "le fizzy shitz" if it's from the Shitz region of France.

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                                        Surely there is some third way

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                                        I read in popular science that it might be possible to use a variety of different kinds of gases to carry heat, or perhaps some kind of radiant heat or even radio waves to cook food. But sadly this fantastic technology is still just fiction. I hope I get to see a form of cooking that doesn't involve immersing food in hot liquid. I wonder what it would taste like.

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                                        • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.deG [email protected]

                                          It's not soup if they discard the water after cooking, leaving only the vegetables.

                                          The alternative, btw, would be to fry everything in butter or some plant oil, i believe. That's what they're opposing.

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                                          Real men cook in motor oil.

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