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    Incest meme aside, I would be fucking furious if one of my fellow siblings put me in the cousin zone. It smells weird there.

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      Both can be true! (Being siblings and cousins at the same time, requires bit of inbreeding ofc)

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      Can actually be done without any inbreeding. For instance, if a man has children with two women who are sisters, the children would be paternal half-siblings and maternal cousins. Used to be fairly common when arranged marriages and dying in childbirth were normal. Wife died, but the marriage ties are important so you marry her sister.

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        Iirc first cousins have a 5% chance of terrible outcomes, which might sound low but... anyone who has played D&D or other d20 TTRPGs know how often 1s hit.

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        Yeah, about 5% of the time...

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          Can actually be done without any inbreeding. For instance, if a man has children with two women who are sisters, the children would be paternal half-siblings and maternal cousins. Used to be fairly common when arranged marriages and dying in childbirth were normal. Wife died, but the marriage ties are important so you marry her sister.

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          An ex of mine had this situation!

          Her mom had one guy, got 2 kids with him and divorced him for his little brother, with whom she had another kid.

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            I like making fun of confederate sympathizers, but don't put this shit on all of us.

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              An ex of mine had this situation!

              Her mom had one guy, got 2 kids with him and divorced him for his little brother, with whom she had another kid.

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              I bet he liked coming home to his neph-son.

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                I assume the 16% is of the portion of DNA which varies among humans, not the shared portion which makes one human in the first place.

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                No no, I think he's talking about cross-species cousins

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                • vindictivejudge@lemmy.worldV [email protected]

                  Can actually be done without any inbreeding. For instance, if a man has children with two women who are sisters, the children would be paternal half-siblings and maternal cousins. Used to be fairly common when arranged marriages and dying in childbirth were normal. Wife died, but the marriage ties are important so you marry her sister.

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                  I've got 2 sister cousins. My mom's sister was declared unfit, and my parents legally adopted.

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                    All humans have like 99.9% shared DNA with every other human on a planet. Hell we have about 50% shared DNA with a banana.

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                    4% to a banana 50 with an ape iirc

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                    • sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      Did you know Alabamans refuse to have sex in the 'doggy style' position?

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                      They never turn their back on family!

                      🄁 🄁 šŸ›Žļø

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                      How do you circumcise an Alabama guy? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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