What’s the plan?
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show up early, so you only have to be around 1-2 people for an hour or so. Volunteer to drive shotgun to help pickup the wings. Arrive with maybe an hour left, then eat the wings and celery sticks in silence in the back. Talk to a few people, mostly just listening. Then leave at 10:15 sharp because you have work early tomorrow.
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I have to return some video tapes.
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I never noticed there was a camera on the last gathering I was on.
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"I have to go feed the cat" - used this when grandma was calling and didn't want to talk
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You could just tell them your social capital is spent and leave.
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"I need to return some video tapes."
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You could just tell them your social capital is spent and leave.
I've been more honest about that as I've gotten older, to others and myself. Like, if I have obligations coming up, I'm gonna plan a recovery day without. I'm gonna show up, do my best, then let the host know I'm tired when I've run out of socialization and leave before I get too awkward and distant. It's hard but worthwhile to just be honest how you're feeling.
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Just drink until someone has to take you home
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Is "overstimulated" the word of the day now because I heard it IRL today.
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Me: “ I gotta go pick up my grandma at the airport.”
Everyone else: “ dude your grandma died in 2008.”
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I have to return some video tapes.
Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?
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Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes.
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Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes.
When Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
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Awkwardly walk out without saying goodbye
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Ok. One of us trips and breaks the sound system, the second coughs up a nasty furball in the pool and the last one uses the snack buffet as a litterbox.
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"I have to go feed the cat" - used this when grandma was calling and didn't want to talk
"I need to let the dogs out" is a good one, too.
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One of the few things I've gotten really good at when I'm at a party is leaving. I've worked it to the point where I can grab one or two folks who I care about and say goodbye, then slip off. And thank god. The worst experiences of my life were when someone else drove and I had to wait for them.
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beer run! and never come back
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Simply walk out.
