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What’s the plan?

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    I never noticed there was a camera on the last gathering I was on.

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      "I have to go feed the cat" - used this when grandma was calling and didn't want to talk

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        You could just tell them your social capital is spent and leave.

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          "I need to return some video tapes."

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            You could just tell them your social capital is spent and leave.

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            I've been more honest about that as I've gotten older, to others and myself. Like, if I have obligations coming up, I'm gonna plan a recovery day without. I'm gonna show up, do my best, then let the host know I'm tired when I've run out of socialization and leave before I get too awkward and distant. It's hard but worthwhile to just be honest how you're feeling.

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              Just drink until someone has to take you home

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                Is "overstimulated" the word of the day now because I heard it IRL today.

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                  Me: “ I gotta go pick up my grandma at the airport.”
                  Everyone else: “ dude your grandma died in 2008.”
                  Me: *violently shits pants and run screaming out the door.

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                    I have to return some video tapes.

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                    Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

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                      Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

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                      Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes.

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                        Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes.

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                        When Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

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                          is bald

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                          is shampoo

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                            Awkwardly walk out without saying goodbye

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                              Ok. One of us trips and breaks the sound system, the second coughs up a nasty furball in the pool and the last one uses the snack buffet as a litterbox.
                              Afterwards, we meet at the backdoor in 5 and fake out a mice chase.

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                                "I have to go feed the cat" - used this when grandma was calling and didn't want to talk

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                                "I need to let the dogs out" is a good one, too.

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                                  One of the few things I've gotten really good at when I'm at a party is leaving. I've worked it to the point where I can grab one or two folks who I care about and say goodbye, then slip off. And thank god. The worst experiences of my life were when someone else drove and I had to wait for them.

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                                    beer run! and never come back

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                                      Simply walk out.

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                                        Honesty takes courage.

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                                          I always just sneak off into a corner and listen to music if I can.

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